Just a tap will do ya

cmitch · 02-04-2012, 10:34 AM

Tap on the Shoulder

A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned
over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to
get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up
over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking
driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of
me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't
realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my
fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."

MurphysLaw · 02-04-2012, 10:35 AM

Skywalker · 02-04-2012, 10:37 AM

emopunker2004 · 02-04-2012, 10:39 AM

kelmac07 · 02-04-2012, 10:41 AM

02-04-2012, 10:50 AM

cjhalbrooks · 02-04-2012, 10:53 AM

at least he is not a limo driver

02-04-2012, 10:34 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Just a tap will do ya Tap on the Shoulder A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me." The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly." The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years." __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

02-04-2012, 10:35 AM	#2
MurphysLaw Anything can go wrong Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Brian Location: SoFlo Posts: 2,823 Trading: (19)	Re: Just a tap will do ya __________________ It's THIS easy to help our Troops.

02-04-2012, 10:37 AM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Just a tap will do ya __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

02-04-2012, 10:39 AM	#4
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: Just a tap will do ya __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

02-04-2012, 10:41 AM	#5
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02-04-2012, 10:50 AM	#6
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02-04-2012, 10:53 AM	#7
cjhalbrooks I am behind you. SHHHHH Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Cory Location: Under a Bridge, trying to find the troll who stole my soul. Posts: 1,370 Trading: (20)	Re: Just a tap will do ya at least he is not a limo driver __________________ GMCGTPWHAF Tennessee Chapter. Down with the bloody BIG HEAD

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