Gas Station "Cigars"

Pseudosacred · 02-01-2012, 03:58 PM

Alright, so this is my 2nd post here, first one aside from the intro. I figured I would share something I saw today.

I went to my local Turkey Hill gas station, it would be Kroger for all of the midwestern folks here. I went inside to pick up a drink and to pay for gas. The man in front of me proceeds to buy 10 Dutch Master Grape "cigars". 10 Strawberry Dutch Masters, a whole box of White Grape Game "blunts" and a box of Swisher Sweet "Little Cigars". I was baffled by this. He looked like a pretty well to do man.

So, what do you guys think of Gas Station "cigars", or blunts?

I've tried a few of each of them, over the months. They are all completely unenjoyable, to me.

Zeuceone · 02-01-2012, 04:02 PM

Just pitch the tabacco

Tio Gato · 02-01-2012, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeuceone

Just pitch the tabacco

420 time?

theonlybear4CORT · 02-01-2012, 04:04 PM

What ever flop's his mop. We all have our likes and diss likes, I for one like malt liquor.

irratebass · 02-01-2012, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by theonlybear4CORT

What ever flop's his mop. We all have our likes and diss likes, I for one like malt liquor.

+1 before I came to this place I would buy a pack of Black & Milds (I didn't know any better), every now and them and enjoyed them.

jluck · 02-01-2012, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by irratebass

+1 before I came to this place I would buy a pack of Black & Milds (I didn't know any better), every now and them and enjoyed them.

Yep...backwoods,swishers Black&musty....That's how I started. Wont go back though....

Zanaspus · 02-01-2012, 04:23 PM

Smoke what you like, like what you smoke. I suspect if I could handle Grape blunts and MD 20/20 instead of Tatuajes and Single malts I'd look a lot more well-to-do as well.

irratebass · 02-01-2012, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jluck

Yep...backwoods,swishers Black&musty....That's how I started. Wont go back though....

No, I have sampled the good life, I won't go back either.

Cornrow_Wallis · 02-01-2012, 04:18 PM

Who knows, maybe he just likes em. Although I have no clue why you'd buy them in any sort of quantity, every gas station I've ever been to has had stuff like that.

Maybe where ever he is from has outlawed flavored cigars and he was stocking up.

BSB · 02-03-2012, 08:54 PM

[quote=Cornrow_Wallis;1546665]Who knows, maybe he just likes em. Although I have no clue why you'd buy them in any sort of quantity, every gas station I've ever been to has had stuff like that.

Maybe where ever he is from has outlawed flavored cigars and he was stocking up.[/QUOTE]

I think "this" has to be considered as highly likely.

fhrblig · 02-01-2012, 04:23 PM

I started smoking cigars like Swisher Sweets Perfecto and such. Now I find them nasty.

Now I seem to have this morbid curiosity about the bundles for sale at Walgreens, though. I fear I won't be able to avoid trying them.

Cornrow_Wallis · 02-01-2012, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by fhrblig

Now I seem to have this morbid curiosity about the bundles for sale at Walgreens, though. I fear I won't be able to avoid trying them.

That's what I used to smoke when I was a every other month smoker. IIRC they weren't all that bad. Although the storage conditions consisted of baking in my glove box for 3-4 months between smokes.

Tim D. · 02-01-2012, 05:49 PM

It boils down to one of two things: Either he doesn't know any better (truly ignorance is bliss), or he just likes 'em. I do have one confession tho'. I still like all the various flavors of Backwoods cheroots once in a while for something different. Yummy!

Pseudosacred · 02-01-2012, 04:24 PM

The use of the shell was what popped into my mind. My old group of friends used to buy around 10 packs of ZigZag Sweet Cigarellos and...ya know. Fill it with...that. I never enjoyed Black & Milds. They just taste like slightly flavored cigarettes to me. The Cream ones were half decent, couldn't smoke a whole one though.

Emjaysmash · 02-01-2012, 04:34 PM

My favorite are Swishers Strawberry Cigarillos.

Digs · 02-01-2012, 05:21 PM

Eeekkkkk

Some people like smoking 💩💩💩💩💩

It should be a crime to call that 💩 cigars

02-01-2012, 05:57 PM

yea, I still use the Backwoods when Im working in the garage or the track. Occasionally on the range if its a long day and new shooters are starting to stress me out... when your working with 25 shooters that have never fired fully automatic weapons you would be surprised the stress. Couple Backwoods during the shoot, and normally a good cigar or pipe at the successful completion of the day.

fencefixer · 02-09-2012, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by schollianmj

yea, I still use the Backwoods when Im working in the garage or the track. Occasionally on the range if its a long day and new shooters are starting to stress me out... when your working with 25 shooters that have never fired fully automatic weapons you would be surprised the stress. Couple Backwoods during the shoot, and normally a good cigar or pipe at the successful completion of the day.

^^ this
Perfect when traveling on the bike and making a quick stop as well. Can't beat the backwoods, they taste half-way okay and they're cheap. Must be a placebo effect. :P

lenguamor · 02-01-2012, 06:20 PM

Yich.

icehog3 · 02-01-2012, 06:31 PM

The Cigar Asylum Credo (actually starting back in The Jungle):

"Smoke what you like, like what you smoke".

02-01-2012, 03:58 PM	#1
Pseudosacred What will your verse be? Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Nick Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 423 Trading: (1)	Gas Station "Cigars" Alright, so this is my 2nd post here, first one aside from the intro. I figured I would share something I saw today. I went to my local Turkey Hill gas station, it would be Kroger for all of the midwestern folks here. I went inside to pick up a drink and to pay for gas. The man in front of me proceeds to buy 10 Dutch Master Grape "cigars". 10 Strawberry Dutch Masters, a whole box of White Grape Game "blunts" and a box of Swisher Sweet "Little Cigars". I was baffled by this. He looked like a pretty well to do man. So, what do you guys think of Gas Station "cigars", or blunts? I've tried a few of each of them, over the months. They are all completely unenjoyable, to me.

02-01-2012, 04:02 PM	#2
Zeuceone You're next Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: G Location: SoCal Posts: 1,737 Trading: (16)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" Just pitch the tabacco __________________ It's just *THIS* this easy to help out the troops.

02-01-2012, 04:04 PM	#4
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" What ever flop's his mop. We all have our likes and diss likes, I for one like malt liquor.

02-01-2012, 04:23 PM	#7
Zanaspus Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Tony Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 492 Trading: (3)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" Smoke what you like, like what you smoke. I suspect if I could handle Grape blunts and MD 20/20 instead of Tatuajes and Single malts I'd look a lot more well-to-do as well. __________________ If you're gonna be a lamb, you might as well be a sheep.

02-01-2012, 04:18 PM	#9
Cornrow_Wallis <insert user title> Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Rob Location: flo-rida Posts: 268 Trading: (8)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" Who knows, maybe he just likes em. Although I have no clue why you'd buy them in any sort of quantity, every gas station I've ever been to has had stuff like that. Maybe where ever he is from has outlawed flavored cigars and he was stocking up.

02-03-2012, 08:54 PM	#10
BSB Feeling at Home Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Bob Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 897 Trading: (13)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" [quote=Cornrow_Wallis;1546665]Who knows, maybe he just likes em. Although I have no clue why you'd buy them in any sort of quantity, every gas station I've ever been to has had stuff like that. Maybe where ever he is from has outlawed flavored cigars and he was stocking up.[/QUOTE] I think "this" has to be considered as highly likely. __________________ Ad majorem Dei gloriam!

02-01-2012, 04:23 PM	#11
fhrblig Real cars have 3 pedals Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Bob Location: Aurora, CO Posts: 211 Trading: (0)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" I started smoking cigars like Swisher Sweets Perfecto and such. Now I find them nasty. Now I seem to have this morbid curiosity about the bundles for sale at Walgreens, though. I fear I won't be able to avoid trying them.

02-01-2012, 05:49 PM	#13
Tim D. Still a gorilla at heart Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Maryland Posts: 47 Trading: (2)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" It boils down to one of two things: Either he doesn't know any better (truly ignorance is bliss), or he just likes 'em. I do have one confession tho'. I still like all the various flavors of Backwoods cheroots once in a while for something different. Yummy!

02-01-2012, 04:24 PM	#14
Pseudosacred What will your verse be? Join Date: Jan 2012 First Name: Nick Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 423 Trading: (1)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" The use of the shell was what popped into my mind. My old group of friends used to buy around 10 packs of ZigZag Sweet Cigarellos and...ya know. Fill it with...that. I never enjoyed Black & Milds. They just taste like slightly flavored cigarettes to me. The Cream ones were half decent, couldn't smoke a whole one though.

02-01-2012, 04:34 PM	#15
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" My favorite are Swishers Strawberry Cigarillos. __________________

02-01-2012, 05:21 PM	#16
Digs Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Dec 2011 First Name: Dennis Location: "The Wood" Posts: 498 Trading: (17)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" Eeekkkkk Some people like smoking 💩💩💩💩💩 It should be a crime to call that 💩 cigars __________________ A gun in your hand is better then a cop on the phone

02-01-2012, 05:57 PM	#17
schollianmj Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" yea, I still use the Backwoods when Im working in the garage or the track. Occasionally on the range if its a long day and new shooters are starting to stress me out... when your working with 25 shooters that have never fired fully automatic weapons you would be surprised the stress. Couple Backwoods during the shoot, and normally a good cigar or pipe at the successful completion of the day.

02-01-2012, 06:20 PM	#19
lenguamor puta por Ninfas! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The 305 again! Posts: 1,030 Trading: (23)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" Yich. __________________

02-01-2012, 06:31 PM	#20
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: Gas Station "Cigars" The Cigar Asylum Credo (actually starting back in The Jungle): "Smoke what you like, like what you smoke". __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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