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01-11-2012, 08:01 AM
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Kids think fast
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead - Go Slow." _____________ TEACHER: Where would we be today if no one had ever been curious?" JOHN: In the garden of Eden? _____________ TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! _____________ TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! _____________ TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ______________ TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! ______________ TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLIE: Me!
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01-11-2012, 09:12 AM
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Re: Kids think fast
Man, We keep telling our kids not to get smart with us but we just keep on sending them to school. I thought the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result.
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01-11-2012, 09:27 AM
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01-11-2012, 12:03 PM
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Re: Kids think fast
Yesterday at the Doctors
Doctor: (to My son): Lay down so I can look at your stomach. My son: Yay! Everyone loves to have their belly rubbed. True Story
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