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Old 12-13-2011, 10:52 AM   #1
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A professor at Memorial University of Newfoundland was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what Your butt-hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably moose hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom

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Old 12-13-2011, 03:49 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2011, 04:00 PM   #3
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Love it!!!!!!
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:03 PM   #5
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:20 PM   #6
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haha very nice
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Old 12-14-2011, 08:17 AM   #7
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That's great! would have loved to be in that class.
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Old 12-15-2011, 08:19 AM   #9
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You guys know my ex-wife too?????
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