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Old 11-05-2011, 02:29 PM   #1
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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then
spots the perfect car - a BMW M3 and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart
escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around
nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes
a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around,
there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you
are going to sh2t yourself when you hear the price!"
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Old 11-05-2011, 04:12 PM   #2
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Old 11-05-2011, 05:03 PM   #3
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HAW HAW!!!!! Nice one
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Old 11-05-2011, 05:09 PM   #4
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