** very brave man jokes**

11-03-2011, 08:33 PM

- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES ---

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do Brides smile when they walk down the aisle?
They know they will never have to give oral sex again.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Ogre · 11-03-2011, 08:40 PM

Manny, you are either not married or your wife does not read your posts!!!

357 · 01-13-2012, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Manny, you are either not married or your wife does not read your posts!!!

Ding Ding Ding!

Very funny stuff. Heard most of them but a few were new.

11-03-2011, 08:45 PM

LOL... I got this from an ATV site that i visit. A girl posted these. I showed my GF and no she wasnt too happy. I dont care the couch is more comfy anyways. LOL

shilala · 11-03-2011, 08:47 PM

The waist is the only one I've never heard. I laughed my guts out.

3SmokesaRound · 11-03-2011, 08:52 PM

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

Priceless!

emopunker2004 · 11-03-2011, 10:28 PM

jsnake · 11-03-2011, 10:33 PM

Those could all get you in trouble.

11-07-2011, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsnake

Those could all get you in trouble.

but they are worth it... It dont matter my couch is comfy...

ade06 · 11-07-2011, 05:03 PM

LOL!

thebayratt · 11-07-2011, 05:21 PM

Awesome... funny, but true

Montano · 11-07-2011, 07:40 PM

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do Brides smile when they walk down the aisle?
They know they will never have to give oral sex again.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

HollywoodQue · 11-07-2011, 08:15 PM

Good stuff

Skywalker · 11-08-2011, 10:07 AM

That's not right!!!

But I'm

11-08-2011, 10:10 AM

How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower? Tell your wife to get a shovel.

irratebass · 11-08-2011, 10:39 AM

These were great Manny!

11-11-2011, 12:51 PM

kelmac07 · 11-15-2011, 08:17 PM

shilala · 01-13-2012, 11:29 AM

I gotta bump this so I can send it to my daughter. She loves women jokes.

STEVE S · 01-13-2012, 11:38 AM

Very funny, and truthful at the same time.

11-03-2011, 08:33 PM	#1
manny Guest Posts: n/a	very brave man jokes - VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do Brides smile when they walk down the aisle? They know they will never have to give oral sex again. Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

11-03-2011, 08:40 PM	#2
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: very brave man jokes Manny, you are either not married or your wife does not read your posts!!! __________________

11-03-2011, 08:45 PM	#4
manny Guest Posts: n/a	Re: very brave man jokes LOL... I got this from an ATV site that i visit. A girl posted these. I showed my GF and no she wasnt too happy. I dont care the couch is more comfy anyways. LOL

11-03-2011, 08:47 PM	#5
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: very brave man jokes The waist is the only one I've never heard. I laughed my guts out. __________________

11-03-2011, 08:52 PM	#6
3SmokesaRound CCCC Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Bill Location: CA Posts: 685 Trading: (48)	Re: very brave man jokes Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. Priceless!

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11-03-2011, 10:33 PM	#8
jsnake Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Jake Location: Your mom's house Posts: 1,309 Trading: (22)	Re: very brave man jokes Those could all get you in trouble.

11-07-2011, 05:03 PM	#10
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: very brave man jokes LOL!

11-07-2011, 05:21 PM	#11
thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: very brave man jokes Awesome... funny, but true __________________ Keep on smoking my friends! http://nicetightash.com/

11-07-2011, 07:40 PM	#12
Montano Bourbon IS a food group Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Nick Location: Central Cali Posts: 2,059 Trading: (33)	Re: very brave man jokes What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do Brides smile when they walk down the aisle? They know they will never have to give oral sex again. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. __________________

11-07-2011, 08:15 PM	#13
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: very brave man jokes Good stuff

11-08-2011, 10:07 AM	#14
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: very brave man jokes That's not right!!! But I'm __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

11-08-2011, 10:10 AM	#15
botlJack Guest Posts: n/a	Re: very brave man jokes How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower? Tell your wife to get a shovel.

11-08-2011, 10:39 AM	#16
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: very brave man jokes These were great Manny! __________________

11-11-2011, 12:51 PM	#17
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11-15-2011, 08:17 PM	#18
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01-13-2012, 11:29 AM	#19
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: very brave man jokes I gotta bump this so I can send it to my daughter. She loves women jokes. __________________

01-13-2012, 11:38 AM	#20
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: very brave man jokes Very funny, and truthful at the same time. __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!

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