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Old 10-17-2011, 04:49 PM   #1
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A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a large dil*do flies out and hits the windshield.

To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids, "My what a big insect!"

To which her 7 year old says, "I'm surprised it could even fly with a d*ick that big."
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Old 10-17-2011, 04:51 PM   #2
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hahahahhahaha funny
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"I'm surprised it could even fly with a d*ick that big."
That's why I take the train.
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Old 10-17-2011, 05:59 PM   #4
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