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Old 09-14-2011, 04:01 PM   #1
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Default A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and
is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol
abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as
smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at
this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:05 PM   #2
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Hahahahaha that's funny
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Old 09-14-2011, 04:54 PM   #3
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Sounds quite familiar
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Old 09-14-2011, 05:08 PM   #4
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That's no joke!!
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Old 09-14-2011, 05:17 PM   #5
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Funny!!!!
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Old 09-14-2011, 06:05 PM   #6
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Old 09-14-2011, 06:38 PM   #7
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That brings smile to the face.
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Old 09-16-2011, 03:07 PM   #8
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That brings smile to the face.
yeah me too
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Old 09-16-2011, 02:19 PM   #10
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Old 09-16-2011, 03:25 PM   #11
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Time to dry out the keyboard!
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Old 09-19-2011, 05:06 PM   #14
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That was a funny
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Old 09-19-2011, 06:01 PM   #15
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Sounds like the "Lectures" I get from my wife every Friday and Saturday night.
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