One Too Many

Mikess · 09-13-2011, 05:21 PM

Two Redneck hunters, Bubba and Bobby Joe, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Bubba and Bobby Joe survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Bubba asked Bobby Joe, "Any idea where we are?"

Bobby Joe replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

irratebass · 09-13-2011, 05:41 PM

Pretty good

kelmac07 · 09-13-2011, 06:19 PM

G G · 09-13-2011, 06:23 PM

nice.

kugie · 09-13-2011, 06:44 PM

09-13-2011, 05:21 PM	#1
Mikess Still Watching My Back Join Date: May 2011 Location: KAIA, KAF Afghan Posts: 113 Trading: (1)	One Too Many Two Redneck hunters, Bubba and Bobby Joe, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose. The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours." Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness. Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Bubba and Bobby Joe survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Bubba asked Bobby Joe, "Any idea where we are?" Bobby Joe replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

09-13-2011, 05:41 PM	#2
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: One Too Many Pretty good __________________

09-13-2011, 06:19 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: One Too Many __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-13-2011, 06:23 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: One Too Many nice.

09-13-2011, 06:44 PM	#5
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: One Too Many __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

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