Gotta love the French....Mi Amor....

BigAsh · 09-09-2011, 11:15 AM

A judge in southern France has ordered a 51-year-old man to pay his ex-wife about $14,000 in damages for providing too little sex during their 21-year marriage.

The man, identified as Jean-Louis B., was fined under a civil code provision stating that married couples must agree to a “shared communal life,” the Telegraph reports. The judge set the penalty at about $14,000 in U.S. dollars, the New York Daily News reports.

The judge from southern France’s highest court ordered compensation after the woman divorced her husband because of a poor sexual relationship. The ex-husband claimed his lovemaking was lacking because of “tiredness and health problems,” the Telegraph says.

irratebass · 09-09-2011, 01:13 PM

Wow

poor guy

ucla695 · 09-09-2011, 01:41 PM

I'll reserve judgement until I see what she looks like.

issues · 09-09-2011, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ucla695

I'll reserve judgement until I see what she looks like.

Truer words were never spoken.

kelmac07 · 09-09-2011, 01:55 PM

How the hell do they prove something like that?

Blak Smyth · 09-09-2011, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

How the hell do they prove something like that?

With one of these:

The Poet · 09-09-2011, 03:03 PM

Keith, it seems to me that the defendent had an airtight case, and his wife none at all, if I accept your report as legitimate.

In France, she would have been "mon amore", but "mi amor" implies the husband was in Italy, and thus could not have fulfilled his proper marital duties due to geographical distance . . . unless he was remarkably well-endowed.

Tbagley · 09-09-2011, 03:41 PM

This almost deserves posting pictures of the couple.

357 · 09-09-2011, 04:03 PM

Does this set legal precedent (sp) for the French men to sue their wives for denying them "marital relations" (PC term)?

The Poet · 09-09-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

Does this set legal precedent (sp) for the French men to sue their wives for denying them "marital relations" (PC term)?

I'm not sure it would stand up in court.

09-09-2011, 11:15 AM	#1
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,048 Trading: (46)	Gotta love the French....Mi Amor.... A judge in southern France has ordered a 51-year-old man to pay his ex-wife about $14,000 in damages for providing too little sex during their 21-year marriage. The man, identified as Jean-Louis B., was fined under a civil code provision stating that married couples must agree to a “shared communal life,” the Telegraph reports. The judge set the penalty at about $14,000 in U.S. dollars, the New York Daily News reports. The judge from southern France’s highest court ordered compensation after the woman divorced her husband because of a poor sexual relationship. The ex-husband claimed his lovemaking was lacking because of “tiredness and health problems,” the Telegraph says. __________________ Keith

09-09-2011, 01:13 PM	#2
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Gotta love the French....Mi Amor.... Wow poor guy __________________

09-09-2011, 01:41 PM	#3
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Gotta love the French....Mi Amor.... I'll reserve judgement until I see what she looks like.

09-09-2011, 01:55 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Gotta love the French....Mi Amor.... How the hell do they prove something like that? __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-09-2011, 03:03 PM	#7
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Gotta love the French....Mi Amor.... Keith, it seems to me that the defendent had an airtight case, and his wife none at all, if I accept your report as legitimate. In France, she would have been "mon amore", but "mi amor" implies the husband was in Italy, and thus could not have fulfilled his proper marital duties due to geographical distance . . . unless he was remarkably well-endowed. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

09-09-2011, 03:41 PM	#8
Tbagley Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: Tom Location: South FL Posts: 116 Trading: (0)	Re: Gotta love the French....Mi Amor.... This almost deserves posting pictures of the couple.

09-09-2011, 04:03 PM	#9
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Gotta love the French....Mi Amor.... Does this set legal precedent (sp) for the French men to sue their wives for denying them "marital relations" (PC term)? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

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