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Old 08-25-2011, 08:43 PM   #1
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LOS ANGELES -- Former New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra has been charged in Los Angeles for allegedly exposing himself to women he met on Craigslist.

The city attorney's office said Thursday the 48-year-old former baseball star could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each indecent exposure count.

Dykstra is accused of finding victims by placing online ads seeking personal assistants or housekeepers. He allegedly exposed himself to women who responded to the ads on several occasions between 2009 and 2011 after telling them that the position requires them to give him a massage.

Dykstra separately faces car theft, drug possession and bankruptcy fraud charges.

Mark Hathaway, whose law office represented Dykstra in the past, does not know who is now representing Dykstra.
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I remember Dykstra when I was an on-field guard at Riverfront. He had a massive chaw that he mixed with bubble gum. The most disgusting thing you ever saw. Nontheless, sad to see a decent ballplayer sink so low!
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:01 PM   #3
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I remember Dykstra when I was an on-field guard at Riverfront. He had a massive chaw that he mixed with bubble gum. The most disgusting thing you ever saw.
I use to always mix my Landcaster or Red Man with Big League Chew Bubble Gum back playing beer league softball. It is actually way better than it sounds.....
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Default Re: How far can Lenny fall?....

Notice how Keith was very adamant in pointing out that Lenny was a Met first?
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Notice how Keith was very adamant in pointing out that Lenny was a Met first?
almost left out the Phillies part...
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Hopefully there's no foot tapping in the airport bathroom stalls yet to come.
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He played for the Mets and the Phillies, I say: set him free, he already had his punishment
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He played for the Mets and the Phillies, I say: set him free, he already had his punishment


His punishment should be he gets granted ownership to the Dodgers and has to pay back taxes!
That would solve two problems!
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