Redneck Murder

Ogre · 08-25-2011, 11:13 AM

Three reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
3) Ends up as Fertilizer

WittyUserName · 08-25-2011, 11:15 AM

kelmac07 · 08-25-2011, 11:16 AM

N2 GOLD · 08-25-2011, 11:54 AM

This is the FACT of the day not the joke of the day...

08-25-2011, 07:44 PM

At the funeral, they first ask the wife to say a few words. She says some lovely things about her husband and sits down. Then the preacher asks if his daughter would like to say a few words and the same woman says "I think I've said it all already, thanks."

Col. Kurtz · 08-25-2011, 08:02 PM

I showed this to Uncle Daddy and he said it wasn't funny not one bit. He's still trying to explain it to me and Sister Mamma.

Ogre · 08-25-2011, 08:19 PM

Hey Jerry, are you from Virginia by chance?!?!?!?

Col. Kurtz · 08-25-2011, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ogre

hey jerry, are you from virginia by chance?!?!?!?

N.C.

irratebass · 08-25-2011, 08:49 PM

08-25-2011, 11:13 AM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Redneck Murder Three reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder: 1) The DNA is all the same 2) There are no dental records 3) Ends up as Fertilizer __________________

08-25-2011, 11:15 AM	#2
WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: Redneck Murder

08-25-2011, 11:16 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Redneck Murder __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-25-2011, 11:54 AM	#4
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Redneck Murder This is the FACT of the day not the joke of the day... __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

08-25-2011, 07:44 PM	#5
Hippiebrian Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Redneck Murder At the funeral, they first ask the wife to say a few words. She says some lovely things about her husband and sits down. Then the preacher asks if his daughter would like to say a few words and the same woman says "I think I've said it all already, thanks."

08-25-2011, 08:02 PM	#6
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Re: Redneck Murder I showed this to Uncle Daddy and he said it wasn't funny not one bit. He's still trying to explain it to me and Sister Mamma. __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

08-25-2011, 08:19 PM	#7
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Redneck Murder Hey Jerry, are you from Virginia by chance?!?!?!? __________________

08-25-2011, 08:49 PM	#9
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: Redneck Murder __________________

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