My Day ruined in 5minutes

[area51]

As my wife is leaving for work she kindly informs me she will have to buy a new hairdryer because hers burnt out...The damage ~50. Not bad I lay my head back down. Two minutes later she returns into the APT to inform me she will be taking my car because hers is dead. I go up to the car and it's clicking but wont turn over...dead battery call AAA, too easy right? I call AAA and I am informed I'm not on the account so now I get to jump through hoops to just get the car jumped. Someone cheer me up haha.

[longknocker]

Originally Posted by area51

As my wife is leaving for work she kindly informs me she will have to buy a new hairdryer because hers burnt out...The damage ~50. Not bad I lay my head back down. Two minutes later she returns into the APT to inform me she will be taking my car because hers is dead. I go up to the car and it's clicking but wont turn over...dead battery call AAA, too easy right? I call AAA and I am informed I'm not on the account so now I get to jump through hoops to just get the car jumped. Someone cheer me up haha.

Smoke A Good Cigar, Brother! Hope Your Day Improves!

[maninblack]

Damn bro that stinks. Keep your head up. Mondays suck.

[Blak Smyth]

Does this help?



At least you don't have this tattoo!

[maninblack]

This chick always makes me smile.

[Subvet642]

Originally Posted by maninblack

This chick always makes me smile.

[Skywalker]

You could try jump starting the car with the cord from the broken hairdryer???

Sorry for your troubles!

[The Poet]

Originally Posted by maninblack

This chick always makes me smile.

Now THERE'S a Bar I'd like to jump!

[Aporschaguy]

Originally Posted by maninblack

This chick always makes me smile.

Here here.... I love chicks. My. Old mechanics teacher use to flirt constantly with the parts girl. We always bugged him as he was married. He said "boys it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home"

Themes words to live by...

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Aporschaguy

Here here.... I love chicks.

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

[Stephen]

Originally Posted by icehog3

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

The five point plan? For free? But men have died trying to obtain this valuable information!!!

[taltos]

Originally Posted by icehog3

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Tom, is this before or after you handcuff her?

[irratebass]

Originally Posted by icehog3

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

[area51]

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth

Does this help?



At least you don't have this tattoo!

This rules

[Subvet642]

Ya know...some days the Universe tells us to just stay home and drink beer; I think today is that day for you.

[Ogre]

That sucks bro!! Hope it all gets better!!

[area51]

I'm telling you, when it rains it pours...Of course I can think of much worse stuff that could happen, but not when I first roll out of bed.

[massphatness]

I have good news. Amazon has decent blow dryers on sale for as little as $14.99 -- dude, I just saved you, $35!

[area51]

Haha great news on that...now just the car issue.

[icehog3]

At least it's not a tumor?