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07-20-2011, 12:29 PM | #1 |
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cigars vs cigarettes
Cigarettes are the perverse opposite of cigars:
Cigars are long, cigarettes are short; Cigars are dark, cigarettes are white; Cigars are thick, cigarettes are slim; Cigars smell strongly, cigarettes are perfumed; Cigarettes are for the lips while Cigars are for both mouth and teeth; Cigarettes never go out but burn up quickly, While cigars seem to last forever; Cigars are big brutes, cigarettes are as feminine as jewels. Cigarettes are for chain-smoking, Cigars must be smoked one at a time, Peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars are for eternity. - Guillermo Cabrera Infante
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07-20-2011, 12:31 PM | #2 |
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Re: cigars vs cigarettes
Nice!
Cigarettes are disgusting and cigars are delicious!
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07-20-2011, 12:52 PM | #3 |
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07-20-2011, 12:47 PM | #5 |
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Yea, I would take Cigars over a cigarette anyday. But I will agree with you Hotreds, great list.
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07-20-2011, 12:59 PM | #8 |
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Re: cigars vs cigarettes
Cigarettes are the perverse opposite of cigars: (true)
Cigars are long, cigarettes are short; (not exactly true) Cigars are dark, cigarettes are white; (true) Cigars are thick, cigarettes are slim; (not exactly true) Cigars smell strongly, cigarettes are perfumed; (perfumed? Not to me.) Cigarettes are for the lips while (lips? lungs more like it) Cigars are for both mouth and teeth; (teeth? how about the nose) Cigarettes never go out but burn up quickly, (not true now that cigarette paper is laced with carpet glue so they will go out if unattended) While cigars seem to last forever; (I wish) Cigars are big brutes, cigarettes are as feminine as jewels. (somewhat) Cigarettes are for chain-smoking, (true) Cigars must be smoked one at a time, Peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. (true unless you smoke a full culebra) Cigarettes are of the instant, (true) Cigars are for eternity. (again, I wish lol) - Guillermo Cabrera Infante
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07-20-2011, 01:00 PM | #9 |
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Re: cigars vs cigarettes
I wonder if cigarettes were different back in the day before chemical additives & manufactured processing--when it was just a cowboy, some cured tobacco, and something to roll them in. Wonder if they were more akin to what we would think of as mini-cigars.
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And as I mentioned in my other post, the carpet glue (fsc) added to the paper is mind boggling to me. There have been no studies or research on the effects of it. I get people in the store all the time complaining of massive headaches since they started it and now that they roll their own, no headaches, less coughing and less overall smoking while being more satisfied. http://www.examiner.com/holistic-sci...cker-than-ever
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07-20-2011, 01:07 PM | #11 |
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Re: cigars vs cigarettes
and yet i still smoke cigs when im bored and driving somewhere. a cigar needs to much attention to do while driving.
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07-20-2011, 01:14 PM | #13 |
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im a very safe driver. had my bouts and seen to much happen to people from not paying attention. smoking a cigarette, changing the radio, looking at the gps and drinking(water or juice) are the only things i will do other then actually driving. I cant touch up my cigar while i drive, i cant relax and enjoy the flavors. for me a cigar needs to much attention for for driving.
but then again i see people reading the newspaper or applying makeup while they drive. so maybe im just over cautious.
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07-20-2011, 02:00 PM | #14 | |
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http://www.cigarmony.com/smokinginyourvehicle.aspx Just cracking the windows is the biggest help, it reduces the burn issues and need for touch ups. |
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07-20-2011, 02:04 PM | #15 |
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thanks for the link just switching to real cigarillos(gotta find some good ones. as apposed to cigarettes. i have a habit of sitting back puffing and closing my eyes. not a good idea when driving.
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07-20-2011, 02:06 PM | #17 |
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Re: cigars vs cigarettes
Cigars are 100% tobacco.
Cigarettes are not.
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07-20-2011, 09:00 PM | #20 |
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The white wrapper on the Cohiba cigarette is made of tobacco? I call
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