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Old 05-20-2011, 03:14 PM   #1
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The teacher asked the little girl to spell water.

The girl answered, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "Are you sure that is how to spell water?"

She answered, "Sure! It's H to O!"
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:53 PM   #2
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:30 PM   #3
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:53 PM   #4
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Old 05-20-2011, 06:04 PM   #6
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Typical Steve joke, HAHA!!!
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Old 05-20-2011, 07:00 PM   #7
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Typical Steve joke, HAHA!!!
What can I say...I'm a punny guy!
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What can I say...I'm a punny guy!
That is funnier than the joke!!!!
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Old 05-20-2011, 07:39 PM   #9
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Old 05-20-2011, 07:59 PM   #10
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There is a kid that learns his ABC’s. He asked the teacher to go to the bathroom, but the teacher made him say the alphabet in front of the class. He sais a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z The teacher said That was great, but where is the P?

The student said the Pee is running down my legs
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Old 05-20-2011, 06:06 PM   #11
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Old 05-20-2011, 08:00 PM   #12
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