Retailer Scruples Survey

smokin5 · 04-04-2011, 09:43 PM

So I'm thinking about doing my own unscientific Scruples Test
of various internet clothing retailers. Here's the plan:

Go on randomly chosen websites selling women's clothing.
Ask if they have a selected thong bikini in a 4X size.

If they say 'yes', or offer to special order it for me, they FAIL.

If they diplomatically (or not) refuse to sell it, or try to dissuade
me from searing the eyeballs & braincells of those unfortunate
b*stards who picked the wrong time to be on the beach with
me, they PASS.

Who's with me?

ArgusP2 · 04-05-2011, 01:36 AM

I'm not sure I want to know how this turns out, yet....

benedic08 · 04-05-2011, 01:38 AM

I wanna see this....

04-05-2011, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benedic08

I wanna wear this....

Fixed it for ya, Benedic!

emopunker2004 · 04-05-2011, 01:44 AM

Bill86 · 04-05-2011, 01:45 AM

MajorCaptSilly · 04-05-2011, 05:59 AM

I like this idea. We could turn it into a crusade. I would like to extend this to anything spandex related.

MCS

emopunker2004 · 04-05-2011, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I like this idea. We could turn it into a crusade. I would like to extend this to anything spandex related.

MCS

Ashcan Bill · 04-05-2011, 11:08 AM

If any say yes, then I'd take it to the next level and shoot for the rhinestone option.

kelmac07 · 04-05-2011, 07:05 AM

04-05-2011, 11:45 AM

Hey, big girls need love, too.

N2 GOLD · 04-05-2011, 12:03 PM

TBone · 04-05-2011, 12:08 PM

I can't afford to have those images planted in my head...for that reason I'm out...

Sauer Grapes · 04-05-2011, 12:34 PM

Make sure they know it's for you, and not a larger lady.

smokin5 · 04-05-2011, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes

Make sure they know it's for you, and not a larger lady.

Nah, I hate having to "tuck in"

"i have no idea what the point of this thread or your idea is but it sounds like a waste of time. "do you sell this" yes but we don't stock it is a legitimate answer. because "do you sell this" is different then "do you have this in stock?" but have fun with your quest I guess"

Ummm....loki, never mind.....or ask yer mom.

CRIMPS · 04-05-2011, 01:22 PM

loki · 04-05-2011, 01:25 PM

i have no idea what the point of this thread or your idea is but it sounds like a waste of time. "do you sell this" yes but we don't stock it is a legitimate answer. because "do you sell this" is different then "do you have this in stock?" but have fun with your quest I guess

backwoods357 · 04-05-2011, 08:03 PM

Sounds like there's a back-story to this, I'll put my money on you having one of these moments:

hotreds · 04-05-2011, 08:21 PM

They do.

04-05-2011, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

They do.

Not bad, for a big girl.

Not a thong either.

04-04-2011, 09:43 PM	#1
smokin5 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the Mountaintop - AZ Posts: 2,002 Trading: (69)	Retailer Scruples Survey So I'm thinking about doing my own unscientific Scruples Test of various internet clothing retailers. Here's the plan: Go on randomly chosen websites selling women's clothing. Ask if they have a selected thong bikini in a 4X size. If they say 'yes', or offer to special order it for me, they FAIL. If they diplomatically (or not) refuse to sell it, or try to dissuade me from searing the eyeballs & braincells of those unfortunate b*stards who picked the wrong time to be on the beach with me, they PASS. Who's with me? __________________ Pobody's Nerfect.

04-05-2011, 01:36 AM	#2
ArgusP2 It's Smokin' Time! Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Angel Location: Glendale, CA Posts: 1,709 Trading: (13)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey I'm not sure I want to know how this turns out, yet....

04-05-2011, 01:38 AM	#3
benedic08 Bob's great grandson Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Benedic Location: Hot and Wet Manila Posts: 527 Trading: (8)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey I wanna see this....

04-05-2011, 01:44 AM	#5
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

04-05-2011, 01:45 AM	#6
Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey

04-05-2011, 05:59 AM	#7
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey I like this idea. We could turn it into a crusade. I would like to extend this to anything spandex related. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

04-05-2011, 11:08 AM	#9
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,901 Trading: (6)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey If any say yes, then I'd take it to the next level and shoot for the rhinestone option.

04-05-2011, 07:05 AM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

04-05-2011, 11:45 AM	#11
Wanger Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey Hey, big girls need love, too.

04-05-2011, 12:03 PM	#12
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

04-05-2011, 12:08 PM	#13
TBone Equal opportunity Bomber Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Paul Location: Virginia Posts: 2,508 Trading: (25)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey I can't afford to have those images planted in my head...for that reason I'm out...

04-05-2011, 12:34 PM	#14
Sauer Grapes Snatchin' yo people up Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,235 Trading: (44)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey Make sure they know it's for you, and not a larger lady.

04-05-2011, 01:22 PM	#16
CRIMPS Benn/Seguin best friends Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Zach Location: North Texas Posts: 1,520 Trading: (50)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey __________________ I'm a Dallas Stars fan. So, yes, this is a confusing time for me.

04-05-2011, 01:25 PM	#17
loki H.A.T.E Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pittsburgh pa Posts: 1,484 Trading: (7)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey i have no idea what the point of this thread or your idea is but it sounds like a waste of time. "do you sell this" yes but we don't stock it is a legitimate answer. because "do you sell this" is different then "do you have this in stock?" but have fun with your quest I guess

04-05-2011, 08:03 PM	#18
backwoods357 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Jorgen Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 349 Trading: (14)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey Sounds like there's a back-story to this, I'll put my money on you having one of these moments:

04-05-2011, 08:21 PM	#19
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Retailer Scruples Survey They do. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

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