The Loving Husband

Bruzee · 03-25-2011, 01:04 PM

The Loving Husband...

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can
have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy
Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have
her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
$150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Blindjimme · 03-25-2011, 01:13 PM

kelmac07 · 03-25-2011, 01:16 PM

HollywoodQue · 03-25-2011, 01:20 PM

That's good

shilala · 03-25-2011, 01:24 PM

Coach Deg · 03-25-2011, 01:28 PM

Awesome!

ucla695 · 03-25-2011, 01:34 PM

EricF · 03-25-2011, 01:57 PM

That made me smile!

M1903A1 · 03-25-2011, 02:23 PM

markem · 03-25-2011, 02:28 PM

must be 20 years ago ...

There was a newspaper report, I think from the paper in Tacoma Washington, about a man who was reported to the police by an undertaker because the man wanted him wife buried with a stake through her heart, "just in case".

Ogre · 03-25-2011, 02:32 PM

BloodSpite · 03-25-2011, 02:34 PM

Nice!

Bruzee · 03-25-2011, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

must be 20 years ago ...

There was a newspaper report, I think from the paper in Tacoma Washington, about a man who was reported to the police by an undertaker because the man wanted him wife buried with a stake through her heart, "just in case".

hotreds · 03-25-2011, 04:02 PM

Always best not to risk it!

03-25-2011, 01:04 PM	#1
Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	The Loving Husband The Loving Husband... A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." __________________

03-25-2011, 01:13 PM	#2
Blindjimme Judgement Impaired Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: JB Location: North OC, CA Posts: 790 Trading: (14)	Re: The Loving Husband

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The Loving Husband __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-25-2011, 01:20 PM	#4
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: The Loving Husband That's good

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shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: The Loving Husband __________________

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Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: The Loving Husband Awesome!

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ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: The Loving Husband

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EricF Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Eric Location: Miramar, FL Posts: 7,004 Trading: (116)	Re: The Loving Husband That made me smile! __________________ It might taste crummy, but at least it's huge.

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M1903A1 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 1060 W. Addison Posts: 1,573 Trading: (4)	Re: The Loving Husband __________________ "It's the cigars that bring us together, but it's the people that cause us to stay."

03-25-2011, 02:28 PM	#10
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: The Loving Husband must be 20 years ago ... There was a newspaper report, I think from the paper in Tacoma Washington, about a man who was reported to the police by an undertaker because the man wanted him wife buried with a stake through her heart, "just in case". __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-25-2011, 02:32 PM	#11
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Loving Husband __________________

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BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: The Loving Husband Nice!

03-25-2011, 04:02 PM	#14
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: The Loving Husband Always best not to risk it! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

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