Why Italians cant be paramedics.

[md4958]

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his
chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his
eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.. He gasps to the
operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and
follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line,

"Okay.. . now what ?

[Skywalker]

[guitar4001]

attention to detail!

[HollywoodQue]

[kelmac07]