G()@ da^% efficiency!

OLS · 02-23-2011, 12:04 PM

So just when my post count was REALLY coming up, and I was on CA all day when things were slow,
as they always are, the powers that be have installed a new system wherein only certain employees
have full internet access. I will end up being one of them, but still, just to show my displeasure, I have
not asked for a password to the new locked-down, super-servers from hell. I have not mentioned that
I do not yet have access. I will not check my work-related email addresses, I will not access the internet
to glean images for projects, I will not mention the WORD internet until the last possible second of the
worst possible time I can find. SU$& on my chocolate salty balls, work. You can lick the crust out of
various things. I am ALL the way across town at home, accessing the net and visiting the men's room
that belongs to one man. 2 hours will transpire in the time I allow for this lunch break of protest, this
"day of rage".
SUCK IT.

Bunker · 02-23-2011, 12:07 PM

Well alright then, another satisfied customer.

14holestogie · 02-23-2011, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunker

Well alright then, another satisfied customer.

chand · 02-23-2011, 12:39 PM

Remember our pledge...

"We're not happy til your not happy"

Ashcan Bill · 02-23-2011, 12:41 PM

Gophernut · 02-23-2011, 12:12 PM

Good thing you're already in the Asylum...

They blocked a few sites here at work that we actually used to use for work related things. Said we were spending too much time on that part of our job. It made our job tougher to do, and affected our efficiency, but who cares. As long as we are not on that website any longer. I share your pain...

CigarNut · 02-23-2011, 12:19 PM

Is it better to be employed with restricted Internet access or unemployed with unlimited Internet access (at least until the money runs out)?

Having been out of work for 18 months and just recently re-employed, I would take the former myself...

CRIMPS · 02-23-2011, 12:23 PM

It is unclear how you really feel. Stop holding back and just let it all out.

(keep the guns in the safe)

dunng · 02-23-2011, 12:25 PM

Sorry your management sucks...

02-23-2011, 12:27 PM

Brutus2600 · 02-23-2011, 12:52 PM

Hell, I'm in the IT department, but corporate IT is the one who runs the internet restriction. It's not strict, mainly blocks po-rn, gambling, and social networking sites, but occasionally I run into something that I want or need to look at and it's blocked. Internet filtering is definitely a mixed blessing, seeing as we don't have users infecting their computers with spyware nearly as much anymore, but on the other hand I really hate the idea of internet filtering/monitoring.

JaKaacH · 02-23-2011, 12:57 PM

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

357 · 02-23-2011, 01:34 PM

Best laugh I've had all day. Sorry it was at your expense Brad. I feel for you. My last job blocked fantasy football. What where they thinking?!?!?!?!?!?

Stephen · 02-23-2011, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

Best laugh I've had all day. Sorry it was at your expense Brad. I feel for you. My last job blocked fantasy football. What where they thinking?!?!?!?!?!?

Sacrilege!!

cmitch · 02-23-2011, 03:16 PM

I would say you're probably up for the 'Employee of the Year' award.

icehog3 · 02-23-2011, 03:41 PM

Suck It!!!!

OLS · 02-23-2011, 06:06 PM

I am known as one who will surf ALL DAY anyway, it's not a BAD thing for them to do. And like I said,
once they catch their oversight, it is already known i will get total access, but they will begin to have
a record of where I go and what I do and for how long. I am just pi$$y now because I have been going
through withdrawals. I agree wholeheartedly that less savvy individuals ruin more computers with their
oops moments than we can afford to tolerate. I have been online since 1992-3, and I have gotten maybe
10 spam email messages in that time. I am extremely canny about what I can do and what I can't. I have
also had to re-install winders a few times after blanking a HD, so I am a man like any other, lol. What is
going to be funny is that they have no idea about how little I care about what they think about my
surfing. I can take or leave the job, and I work for a strict, blustery father and son team, who direct ALL
of my activities. If they are too busy to task me, I look at my daily activity or inactivity as their doing.

Neens · 02-23-2011, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

If they are too busy to task me, I look at my daily activity or inactivity as their doing.

thats a great outlook. Tell me what to do or pay me for nothing. Wish I could get away with that.

Superbad · 02-23-2011, 06:12 PM

You go Brad! I am happy you are handling the new access policies with your usual flair!

CasaDooley · 02-23-2011, 07:09 PM

I'm thinkin decaf Brad. Just don't throw your cutter out the window!

02-23-2011, 12:04 PM	#1
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	G()@ da^% efficiency! So just when my post count was REALLY coming up, and I was on CA all day when things were slow, as they always are, the powers that be have installed a new system wherein only certain employees have full internet access. I will end up being one of them, but still, just to show my displeasure, I have not asked for a password to the new locked-down, super-servers from hell. I have not mentioned that I do not yet have access. I will not check my work-related email addresses, I will not access the internet to glean images for projects, I will not mention the WORD internet until the last possible second of the worst possible time I can find. SU$& on my chocolate salty balls, work. You can lick the crust out of various things. I am ALL the way across town at home, accessing the net and visiting the men's room that belongs to one man. 2 hours will transpire in the time I allow for this lunch break of protest, this "day of rage". SUCK IT.

02-23-2011, 12:07 PM	#2
Bunker New hardware installed. Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Rick Location: Moonbatachusetts Posts: 950 Trading: (18)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! Well alright then, another satisfied customer. __________________ "Good is good, even if no one is doing it - and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it."

02-23-2011, 12:39 PM	#4
chand Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Damian Location: Dover, DE Posts: 470 Trading: (22)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! Remember our pledge... "We're not happy til your not happy"

02-23-2011, 12:41 PM	#5
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,901 Trading: (6)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency!

02-23-2011, 12:12 PM	#6
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! Good thing you're already in the Asylum... They blocked a few sites here at work that we actually used to use for work related things. Said we were spending too much time on that part of our job. It made our job tougher to do, and affected our efficiency, but who cares. As long as we are not on that website any longer. I share your pain... __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

02-23-2011, 12:19 PM	#7
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! Is it better to be employed with restricted Internet access or unemployed with unlimited Internet access (at least until the money runs out)? Having been out of work for 18 months and just recently re-employed, I would take the former myself... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

02-23-2011, 12:23 PM	#8
CRIMPS Benn/Seguin best friends Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Zach Location: North Texas Posts: 1,520 Trading: (50)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! It is unclear how you really feel. Stop holding back and just let it all out. (keep the guns in the safe) __________________ I'm a Dallas Stars fan. So, yes, this is a confusing time for me.

02-23-2011, 12:25 PM	#9
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! Sorry your management sucks... __________________ MassHole Banter

02-23-2011, 12:27 PM	#10
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02-23-2011, 12:52 PM	#11
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! Hell, I'm in the IT department, but corporate IT is the one who runs the internet restriction. It's not strict, mainly blocks po-rn, gambling, and social networking sites, but occasionally I run into something that I want or need to look at and it's blocked. Internet filtering is definitely a mixed blessing, seeing as we don't have users infecting their computers with spyware nearly as much anymore, but on the other hand I really hate the idea of internet filtering/monitoring. __________________ www.halfwheel.com \| news+reviews You can also follow me on Twitter @brutus2600

02-23-2011, 12:57 PM	#12
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! The beatings will continue until morale improves. __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

02-23-2011, 01:34 PM	#13
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! Best laugh I've had all day. Sorry it was at your expense Brad. I feel for you. My last job blocked fantasy football. What where they thinking?!?!?!?!?!? __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

02-23-2011, 03:16 PM	#15
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! I would say you're probably up for the 'Employee of the Year' award. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

02-23-2011, 03:41 PM	#16
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! Suck It!!!! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

02-23-2011, 06:06 PM	#17
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! I am known as one who will surf ALL DAY anyway, it's not a BAD thing for them to do. And like I said, once they catch their oversight, it is already known i will get total access, but they will begin to have a record of where I go and what I do and for how long. I am just pi$$y now because I have been going through withdrawals. I agree wholeheartedly that less savvy individuals ruin more computers with their oops moments than we can afford to tolerate. I have been online since 1992-3, and I have gotten maybe 10 spam email messages in that time. I am extremely canny about what I can do and what I can't. I have also had to re-install winders a few times after blanking a HD, so I am a man like any other, lol. What is going to be funny is that they have no idea about how little I care about what they think about my surfing. I can take or leave the job, and I work for a strict, blustery father and son team, who direct ALL of my activities. If they are too busy to task me, I look at my daily activity or inactivity as their doing.

02-23-2011, 06:12 PM	#19
Superbad Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Bobby Location: Panama City, FL Posts: 1,784 Trading: (53)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! You go Brad! I am happy you are handling the new access policies with your usual flair! __________________ Some say he can whistle dixie whilst drinking a chocolate milkshake and that moss can grow on all sides of him at the same time.. all I know is that he's called: The SuperBad! - Ninjavanish

02-23-2011, 07:09 PM	#20
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: G()@ da^% efficiency! I'm thinkin decaf Brad. Just don't throw your cutter out the window! __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

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