Today I called the cops...

replicant_argent · 02-22-2011, 05:53 PM

On the cops... just because I could.
Unmarked car out on the street in 3 or 4 different parking spots, no paint or decals on it anywhere, dark blue crown vic. Guy in a Gophers sweatshirt in the drivers seat tapping into a puter and on his phone, cam on the dash...(looked like a standard unmarked, I guess)

I wandered over to say "Hi" because he was directly in front of my house.
"What are you doing, checking speeds?" (there is a pretty high percentage of speeding on my street, I thought they might be studying it)
"Nope, something else."
And that is all he said. Which annoyed me. I am not usually a twitchy Gladys Kravitz, but...
So I called the non-emergency number, just to see if I asked what the hell he was doing (with the plate #) if they would tell me. She gave me to a dispatcher, I described an unmarked dark blue, no paint, no decals, no unit number, no gov plates car parked with a guy tapping into a computer for hours on my street and he just said "okay, we'll check it out." Of course I didn't mention the antenna pucks or anything.

Truly, curiosity killed the cat, and I thought it quite odd. The wife got an "administrative traffic citation" (read "revenue generation") the other day, and first thought is that he was doing this... He wasn't, and didn't stop any cars. Not that a dude driving a police car wearing a sports themed sweatshirt would.
Just odd.

Gophernut · 02-22-2011, 05:57 PM

Normally, I'd be on your side and say that he was probably up to no good. But you said he was wearing a Gophers sweatshirt, so he must be a nice guy. I'd give him the benefit of the doubt...

shark · 02-22-2011, 06:21 PM

I experienced something similar quite a few years ago. I was walking down the street late one night and noticed a suspicious car (Ford Taurus) parked with the interior light on. I walked past and kept going, when I noticed that they pulled away from the curb and began tailing me for a bit. I kept walking along casually and finally they turned around and left. They weren't delivering newspapers or anything. Weird.

kydsid · 02-22-2011, 06:27 PM

Might not have been a cop, might have been a fed. You gotta stop hiring those illegals to mow your lawn Pete.

replicant_argent · 02-22-2011, 06:31 PM

They couldn't reach the frozen lawn under the 2 1/2 feet of snow above it right now, AND I am one of those guys that likes doing it himself... It's a control issue. Still could have been a fed, but he didn't appear to be in contact with the black helicopters hovering behind the invisible dirigibles.

MedicCook · 02-22-2011, 06:31 PM

Good chance it was a PI.

Zeuceone · 02-22-2011, 06:33 PM

reminds me of that pastor that got shot by an undercover police officer. the pastor was having trouble with vandalism at his church. He then proceeds to approach the vehicle in the middle of the night that was parked in the church parking lot. seems the pastor was holding his hand gun and well it didnt end well. turns out the cop was doing a routine patrol of the neighbor hood due to the vandalism.

JaKaacH · 02-22-2011, 06:54 PM

Never trust a Gopher any farther than you can catapult one..

TBone · 02-22-2011, 07:07 PM

Good on you...I would have called from a pay phone and said I saw a suspicious persons peeping through my neighbors window then went back to the car to document what he saw...then I'd sit back and watch the fun stuff begin...just sayin

md4958 · 02-22-2011, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent

"Nope, something else."
And that is all he said. Which annoyed me.

Maybe he was from US Border and Customs Patrol Pete

replicant_argent · 02-22-2011, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

Maybe he was from US Border and Customs Patrol Pete

awsmith4 · 02-22-2011, 08:17 PM

Maybe he was part of the investigation chronicling the weird humming noises in your immediate area reported via internet forums

MajorCaptSilly · 02-22-2011, 08:39 PM

I wonder if my equipment is showing up with their equipment. Might be time to move on. Your life is quite ordinary anyway with the exception of the bunny slippers you wear every day,

MCS

replicant_argent · 02-22-2011, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I wonder if my equipment is showing up with their equipment. Might be time to move on. Your life is quite ordinary anyway with the exception of the bunny slippers you wear every day,

MCS

Those are actual bunnies.

Wait, maybe it's the ASPCA.....

gettysburgfreak · 02-22-2011, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

Maybe he was from US Border and Customs Patrol Pete

aww man you had to go and bust on my guys lol. We do have plain clothes units though. And were actually called US Border Patrol. We dont like being associated with customs people.

CigarNut · 02-22-2011, 09:48 PM

Did he leave or otherwise change any behavior after your call?

elderboy02 · 02-22-2011, 09:53 PM

Maybe he was cruising for open wireless networks and stealing information from people?

02-23-2011, 08:02 AM

I'm with Dan. This makes more sense. I don't think the Feds would sit in an obvious car in plain clothes. Kinda seems to pointless.

Maybe a personal vendeta against one of your neighbors. Making them paranoid

icehog3 · 02-22-2011, 10:39 PM

Maybe he was on a stakeout or investigation and didn't feel the need to compromise it by detailing to you what he was doing?

Bruzee · 02-22-2011, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Maybe he was on a stakeout or investigation and didn't feel the need to compromise it by detailing to you what he was doing?

02-22-2011, 05:53 PM	#1
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Today I called the cops... On the cops... just because I could. Unmarked car out on the street in 3 or 4 different parking spots, no paint or decals on it anywhere, dark blue crown vic. Guy in a Gophers sweatshirt in the drivers seat tapping into a puter and on his phone, cam on the dash...(looked like a standard unmarked, I guess) I wandered over to say "Hi" because he was directly in front of my house. "What are you doing, checking speeds?" (there is a pretty high percentage of speeding on my street, I thought they might be studying it) "Nope, something else." And that is all he said. Which annoyed me. I am not usually a twitchy Gladys Kravitz, but... So I called the non-emergency number, just to see if I asked what the hell he was doing (with the plate #) if they would tell me. She gave me to a dispatcher, I described an unmarked dark blue, no paint, no decals, no unit number, no gov plates car parked with a guy tapping into a computer for hours on my street and he just said "okay, we'll check it out." Of course I didn't mention the antenna pucks or anything. Truly, curiosity killed the cat, and I thought it quite odd. The wife got an "administrative traffic citation" (read "revenue generation") the other day, and first thought is that he was doing this... He wasn't, and didn't stop any cars. Not that a dude driving a police car wearing a sports themed sweatshirt would. Just odd. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

02-22-2011, 05:57 PM	#2
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02-22-2011, 06:21 PM	#3
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,585 Trading: (0)	Re: Today I called the cops... I experienced something similar quite a few years ago. I was walking down the street late one night and noticed a suspicious car (Ford Taurus) parked with the interior light on. I walked past and kept going, when I noticed that they pulled away from the curb and began tailing me for a bit. I kept walking along casually and finally they turned around and left. They weren't delivering newspapers or anything. Weird. __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

02-22-2011, 06:27 PM	#4
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02-22-2011, 06:31 PM	#5
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Today I called the cops... They couldn't reach the frozen lawn under the 2 1/2 feet of snow above it right now, AND I am one of those guys that likes doing it himself... It's a control issue. Still could have been a fed, but he didn't appear to be in contact with the black helicopters hovering behind the invisible dirigibles. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

02-22-2011, 06:31 PM	#6
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02-22-2011, 06:33 PM	#7
Zeuceone You're next Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: G Location: SoCal Posts: 1,737 Trading: (16)	Re: Today I called the cops... reminds me of that pastor that got shot by an undercover police officer. the pastor was having trouble with vandalism at his church. He then proceeds to approach the vehicle in the middle of the night that was parked in the church parking lot. seems the pastor was holding his hand gun and well it didnt end well. turns out the cop was doing a routine patrol of the neighbor hood due to the vandalism.

02-22-2011, 06:54 PM	#8
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02-23-2011, 08:02 AM	#18
Christiel49 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Today I called the cops... I'm with Dan. This makes more sense. I don't think the Feds would sit in an obvious car in plain clothes. Kinda seems to pointless. Maybe a personal vendeta against one of your neighbors. Making them paranoid

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