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11-25-2010, 02:36 PM
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Heads up get down
Join Date: Oct 2010
First Name: Clayton
Location: NW Alabama by the river
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Heavenly Balloons
Little 6 year old Johnny was beginning to take notice of things such as his mother's large breasts. One day, he looked at his mom's chest and asked, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?"
Mom, not wanting to get in the middle of this sent Johnny to ask his dad. Johnny asks his daddy and Johnny's dad says, "Well, son. Those are heavenly balloons. When your mom dies, we will blow them up and mom will float off to heaven". Johnny, satisfied for the moment with that answer, goes off to play. A few days later, Johnny's dad gets home from work early and Johnny comes busting out of the house, screaming, "Daddy, Daddy! Momma's a dyin', momma's a dyin'! "Slow down, son! What do you mean your momma's dying?" "Daddy! Uncle Charlie's in there blowing up momma's balloons and she's yelling, "Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord, I'm coming!"
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