A First For Me

papajohn67 · 11-11-2008, 03:05 AM

I've cut the wrong end of a cigar before, put the burning end in my mouth before but tonight was a 1st...I grabbed my torch and fired it up backwards toasting the palm of my hand.

Damn that felt good!!

Bax · 11-11-2008, 03:57 AM

At least you didn't drop your cutter into your lap

jjirons69 · 11-11-2008, 07:24 AM

Old age, John!

The mind is a terrible thing to waste...

11-11-2008, 07:58 AM

Ouch!

ucla695 · 11-11-2008, 08:01 AM

Yikes!! I don't even watch to imagine how that felt.

Old Sailor · 11-11-2008, 08:17 AM

Sounds like OSD John.....old sailor's disease

macms · 11-11-2008, 08:20 AM

John, now I'm worried...

11-11-2008, 08:34 AM

lol ... thats pretty funny. last weekend i toasted the wrong end of the cigar

i was so pissed.

Scottw · 11-11-2008, 08:37 AM

jeez, that sux!

rrplasencia · 11-11-2008, 09:09 AM

as long as your cigard never hit the ground

11-11-2008, 10:16 AM

haha man that sucks. i dropped one of my last San Christobals on a friend last week who cut and lit the wrong end right in front of me. i slapped him.

Sauer Grapes · 11-11-2008, 11:19 AM

That sucks. You must not have been using a blazer. Do you have an xtend maybe?

jaycarla · 11-11-2008, 11:59 AM

Those lighters can be tricky devils!

papajohn67 · 11-11-2008, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaycarla

Those lighters can be tricky devils!

Damn right Jay, they have a top and a bottom.

11-11-2008, 12:36 PM

If you ever light the wrong end of a pipe you're in serious trouble

markem · 11-11-2008, 12:37 PM

You're spending too much time around Charlie, John!

MNSmoker · 11-11-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papajohn67

I've cut the wrong end of a cigar before, put the burning end in my mouth before but tonight was a 1st...I grabbed my torch and fired it up backwards toasting the palm of my hand.

Damn that felt good!!

My uncle did the exact same thing last weekend. Too funny.

Studebaker · 11-11-2008, 06:20 PM

Yowzer! I've never done that but I did do something stupid a few weeks ago while enjoying a cigar on the lawn tractor. I leaned over to go under a tree limb with the cigar in my mouth and burned the $%#@ out of the back of my hand, which was on the steering wheel. Had to look around and make sure nobody saw that.

spectrrr · 11-11-2008, 07:04 PM

last weekend was a disaster day for me as well (herf day).... got things off to an excellent start by smoking half an illusion -2- and then dropping the other half in the toilet while taking a leak!..... with the precedent set for the day, I finished the night off by toasting the wrong end of the cigar and then having to smoke the sucker backwards!

11-11-2008, 03:05 AM	#1
papajohn67 Reprobate From The 101st Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 911 Trading: (62)	A First For Me I've cut the wrong end of a cigar before, put the burning end in my mouth before but tonight was a 1st...I grabbed my torch and fired it up backwards toasting the palm of my hand. Damn that felt good!!

11-11-2008, 03:57 AM	#2
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: A First For Me At least you didn't drop your cutter into your lap __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

11-11-2008, 07:24 AM	#3
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: A First For Me Old age, John! The mind is a terrible thing to waste... __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

11-11-2008, 07:58 AM	#4
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A First For Me Ouch!

11-11-2008, 08:01 AM	#5
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: A First For Me Yikes!! I don't even watch to imagine how that felt.

11-11-2008, 08:17 AM	#6
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,201 Trading: (22)	Re: A First For Me Sounds like OSD John.....old sailor's disease __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

11-11-2008, 08:20 AM	#7
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	Re: A First For Me John, now I'm worried... __________________

11-11-2008, 08:34 AM	#8
dcamacho Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A First For Me lol ... thats pretty funny. last weekend i toasted the wrong end of the cigar i was so pissed.

11-11-2008, 08:37 AM	#9
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: A First For Me jeez, that sux! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

11-11-2008, 09:09 AM	#10
rrplasencia monica lewinsky Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Richard Location: Miami Posts: 1,827 Trading: (55)	Re: A First For Me as long as your cigard never hit the ground __________________ "Merica, Back to Back World War Champs." -Cloyd Rivers

11-11-2008, 10:16 AM	#11
SonsofClubDeck Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A First For Me haha man that sucks. i dropped one of my last San Christobals on a friend last week who cut and lit the wrong end right in front of me. i slapped him.

11-11-2008, 11:19 AM	#12
Sauer Grapes Snatchin' yo people up Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,235 Trading: (44)	Re: A First For Me That sucks. You must not have been using a blazer. Do you have an xtend maybe?

11-11-2008, 11:59 AM	#13
jaycarla Mossy Hoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Carmel, IN Posts: 828 Trading: (7)	Re: A First For Me Those lighters can be tricky devils! __________________ “I bet Eli doesn't even have one touchdown today, ... I'm the best Manning" -Peyton Manning

11-11-2008, 12:36 PM	#15
petewho Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A First For Me If you ever light the wrong end of a pipe you're in serious trouble

11-11-2008, 12:37 PM	#16
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,623 Trading: (47)	Re: A First For Me You're spending too much time around Charlie, John! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-11-2008, 06:20 PM	#18
Studebaker Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Piedmont Triad, NC Posts: 95 Trading: (0)	Re: A First For Me Yowzer! I've never done that but I did do something stupid a few weeks ago while enjoying a cigar on the lawn tractor. I leaned over to go under a tree limb with the cigar in my mouth and burned the $%#@ out of the back of my hand, which was on the steering wheel. Had to look around and make sure nobody saw that. __________________ "I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much."

11-11-2008, 07:04 PM	#19
spectrrr Back in the midwest! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Ohio Posts: 5,596 Trading: (20)	Re: A First For Me last weekend was a disaster day for me as well (herf day).... got things off to an excellent start by smoking half an illusion -2- and then dropping the other half in the toilet while taking a leak!..... with the precedent set for the day, I finished the night off by toasting the wrong end of the cigar and then having to smoke the sucker backwards! __________________ ¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨ "A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right..." -Thomas Paine

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