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11-16-2010, 09:21 AM | #1 |
Dear Lord, Thank You.
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Great big giant wine vending machine.
I guess this is something new in Pennsylvania, something to get around our liquor laws. I saw this monstrosity at the Giant grocery store here in Washington, Pa.
While I was there, I also saw that they have a "cafe" that's actually a six-pack store. See, we don't have wine or beer or anything like that in grocery stores. You can get beer at bars and six-pack stores and beer distributors, but the only place you can get wine or liquor are at the State Stores. They used to all be owned by the state, hence the name. Now they've privatized and they're all called "Wine and Spirits" stores. I have no idea how this thing works, but it's only turned on from 9 am to 9 pm. It appears you have to pass a breathalyzer test. I'm guessing you use your driver's license and someone mans the machine. If anyone knows how these things work, clue me in, will ya? Oh, on top of it's already incredible gnarliness, it has 3 big flatscreens on top of it. Bear with me while I post the pics, I'm using my phone...
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11-16-2010, 09:30 AM | #7 |
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Re: Great big giant wine vending machine.
I have one of those in my basement
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11-16-2010, 09:31 AM | #8 | |
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11-16-2010, 09:39 AM | #10 |
Nerd with social skills
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11-16-2010, 10:27 AM | #11 |
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Re: Great big giant wine vending machine.
Scott, you're famous! Can I get an autograph?
Turning it into a wineador might prove hassling when you have to show them your ID and take a breathalyser test just to get a smoke
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11-16-2010, 01:38 PM | #12 |
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You may. But you'll have to stand in line with my throngs of loyal subjects and admirers.
And I'm not having sex with you.
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11-16-2010, 09:45 AM | #13 | |
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11-16-2010, 09:52 AM | #14 |
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11-16-2010, 10:07 AM | #15 |
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Shut up. I'm famous.
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11-16-2010, 09:39 AM | #16 |
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That's actually pretty genius...I've always found it silly that we can buy beer and wine here in Texas at our grocery stores (in counties that aren't dry) but we can't buy liqour. When I went on a ski trip to Colorado and we went to get groceries, low and behold the grocery stores had a liqour aisle! Not only was it convienent, but they were also pretty good prices.
Also, liqour store required closing times of 9:00 and on Sunday are really frustrating sometimes too. Blue laws just don't make sense in some states. |
11-16-2010, 11:21 AM | #17 | |
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11-16-2010, 11:48 AM | #18 |
I'm nuts for the place
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Yeah, I'm used to going to liquor stores. The Walmart liquor store is very convenient, and awesome prices. And I'm used to running to the liquor store on Saturday if I need something on Sunday
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11-16-2010, 02:15 PM | #19 |
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I'm pretty used to being out on Saturday night and having to run to the liquor store to pick up something for Sunday football games
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