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Old 10-23-2010, 10:50 PM   #1
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Male Sensitivity Test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.


3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:


A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.


5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:


A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.


6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.


7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.


8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?


A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."


10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
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Old 10-23-2010, 11:27 PM   #2
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These made me and my wife both laugh!
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Old 10-23-2010, 11:35 PM   #3
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That was great. thanks for the laugh.
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Old 10-24-2010, 12:13 AM   #4
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So.....the answer to them all is C right
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Old 10-24-2010, 09:36 AM   #5
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:16 AM   #6
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Old 10-25-2010, 08:32 AM   #7
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This one got laughs out of me and Lisa both.
$100 extra made me lol.
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:48 PM   #8
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Old 11-04-2010, 06:00 PM   #9
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very funny
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Old 11-04-2010, 06:44 PM   #10
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Now that's a test....I failed cuz I dont give a sh!t
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