Getting old S*cks!

neoflex · 10-12-2010, 09:14 AM

So last night I decided I was going to go sit outside with a smoke and knew I wanted to grab a Nosotros that was gifted to me by Ranger_B. I knew these were in my one 300 count humi so off I went to retrieve it. So I am rifling through the humi and can't find it. WTF!? So I proceed to empty all the contents of the box to no avail. Hmmmm, that's odd! So I proceed to unload the contents of another 300 ct. to no avail. Now I am really thinking WTF, where is this stick as I knew it should have been in the last box. So I proceed to unload another desktop to no avail. At this point I am past wanting to smoke it and am determined in just finding it as I pretty much know where every stick is although when you look at my stash it looks disorganized. Still no luck. So I proceed to unload the small little cabinet I have and still no luck. I know it can't be in the other cabinet but I am 0 for 4 at this point and it's the only storage unit I have left that has not been searched. So I proceeded to tear that one apart with no luck. Now I am pissed and just can't understand how it disappeared. So I head back and unload the original box which I know it should have been in and still couldn't find the damn thing. So now I am annoyed that I can't find this thing and already invested an hour and 15 minutes to the search. So now I am thinking where the hell could this stick be? Than it finally comes to me. I smoked it over two months ago when we went on our cruise. So not only did I not have time left to go out to smoke as it was almost 11:30 at this point but I felt like a complete moron for looking for a non-existant smoke.

Blueface · 10-12-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

So last night I decided I was going to go sit outside with a smoke and knew I wanted to grab a Nosotros that was gifted to me by Ranger_B. I knew these were in my one 300 count humi so off I went to retrieve it. So I am rifling through the humi and can't find it. WTF!? So I proceed to empty all the contents of the box to no avail. Hmmmm, that's odd! So I proceed to unload the contents of another 300 ct. to no avail. Now I am really thinking WTF, where is this stick as I knew it should have been in the last box. So I proceed to unload another desktop to no avail. At this point I am past wanting to smoke it and am determined in just finding it as I pretty much know where every stick is although when you look at my stash it looks disorganized. Still no luck. So I proceed to unload the small little cabinet I have and still no luck. I know it can;t be in the other cabinet but I am ) for 3 at this point and it's the only storage unit I have left that has not been searched. So I proceeded to tear that one apart with no luck. Now I am pissed and just can't understand how it disappeared. So I head back and unload the original box which I know it should have been in and still couldn't find the damn thing. So now I am annoyed that I can't find this thing and already invested an hour and 15 minutes to the search. So now I am thinking where the hell could this stick be? Than it finally comes to me. I smoked it over two months ago when we went on our cruise. So not only did I not have time left to go out to smoke as it was almost 11:30 at this point but I felt like a complete moron for looking for a non-existant smoke.

Are you pissing in your pants yet?
If not, just wait.

Skywalker · 10-12-2010, 09:18 AM

Great story, Gramps!!!

G G · 10-12-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Blueface

Are you pissing in your pants yet?
If not, just wait.

I'm not, but it can't be too far away as I am now at the ripe old age of 45.

SNKBYT · 10-12-2010, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ggainey

I'm not, but it can't be too far away as I am now at the ripe old age of 45.

got ya beat by a few Greg

alwayslit · 10-12-2010, 09:16 AM

been there done that....LOL.

Dave128 · 10-12-2010, 09:17 AM

10-12-2010, 09:23 AM

+1
Somewhere out in my yard is an unlit cigar that I sat down in a safe place while I went and did something. By the time I remembered it it was a few days later. Years have gone by and I still haven't found it.

Gophernut · 10-12-2010, 09:26 AM

I can't tell you how many time I have to retrace my steps to help remind myself of why I went into the other room. It stinks, but it beats the alternative.

sikk50 · 10-12-2010, 09:35 AM

You don't have to be old for that, same thing happened to me looking for a La Triviata once not long ago

VTDragon · 10-12-2010, 09:39 AM

Ya, been there. Don't let it worry you, just grab a different smoke.

elderboy02 · 10-12-2010, 09:38 AM

That is funny.

OHRD · 10-12-2010, 09:51 AM

Awesome! Makes me feel SO much better about my searching...definitely been there!

357 · 10-12-2010, 10:16 AM

At least you didn't forget what you were looking for after an hour.

longknocker · 10-12-2010, 10:23 AM

I Hate To Tell You, John, But It Gets Worse!

10-12-2010, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 357

At least you didn't forget what you were looking for after an hour.

SNKBYT · 10-12-2010, 11:44 AM

as some of the others stated, been there done that......but now I have the meds from the VA, which make remembering chit even more fun

CasaDooley · 10-12-2010, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 357

At least you didn't forget what you were looking for after an hour.

An hours not bad! It's when you go from 1 room to the next to grab a cigar you've been thinking about, only to open the cab door and say to yourself "What the hell was I looking for?"

SNKBYT · 10-12-2010, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley

An hours not bad! It's when you go from 1 room to the next to grab a cigar you've been thinking about, only to open the cab door and say to yourself "What the hell was I looking for?"

would that fall into the same category as getting off the couch to get something from the frig and before you get 10 feet from the couch you already forgot why you got up and go sit down

Ashcan Bill · 10-12-2010, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by snkbyt

would that fall into the same category as getting off the couch to get something from the frig and before you get 10 feet from the couch you already forgot why you got up and go sit down

Oh, you've met my wife!

10-12-2010, 09:14 AM	#1
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	*Getting old Scks!** So last night I decided I was going to go sit outside with a smoke and knew I wanted to grab a Nosotros that was gifted to me by Ranger_B. I knew these were in my one 300 count humi so off I went to retrieve it. So I am rifling through the humi and can't find it. WTF!? So I proceed to empty all the contents of the box to no avail. Hmmmm, that's odd! So I proceed to unload the contents of another 300 ct. to no avail. Now I am really thinking WTF, where is this stick as I knew it should have been in the last box. So I proceed to unload another desktop to no avail. At this point I am past wanting to smoke it and am determined in just finding it as I pretty much know where every stick is although when you look at my stash it looks disorganized. Still no luck. So I proceed to unload the small little cabinet I have and still no luck. I know it can't be in the other cabinet but I am 0 for 4 at this point and it's the only storage unit I have left that has not been searched. So I proceeded to tear that one apart with no luck. Now I am pissed and just can't understand how it disappeared. So I head back and unload the original box which I know it should have been in and still couldn't find the damn thing. So now I am annoyed that I can't find this thing and already invested an hour and 15 minutes to the search. So now I am thinking where the hell could this stick be? Than it finally comes to me. I smoked it over two months ago when we went on our cruise. So not only did I not have time left to go out to smoke as it was almost 11:30 at this point but I felt like a complete moron for looking for a non-existant smoke. __________________

10-12-2010, 09:18 AM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	*Re: Getting old Scks! Great story, Gramps!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!**

10-12-2010, 09:16 AM	#6
alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 487 Trading: (14)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** been there done that....LOL.

10-12-2010, 09:17 AM	#7
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

10-12-2010, 09:23 AM	#8
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	*Re: Getting old Scks!** +1 Somewhere out in my yard is an unlit cigar that I sat down in a safe place while I went and did something. By the time I remembered it it was a few days later. Years have gone by and I still haven't found it.

10-12-2010, 09:26 AM	#9
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** I can't tell you how many time I have to retrace my steps to help remind myself of why I went into the other room. It stinks, but it beats the alternative. __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson

10-12-2010, 09:35 AM	#10
sikk50 Just Bored Really... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Jefferson State Posts: 2,084 Trading: (13)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** You don't have to be old for that, same thing happened to me looking for a La Triviata once not long ago __________________ "Not a Headache in a Hogshead"

10-12-2010, 09:39 AM	#11
VTDragon Feeling at Home Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Gary Location: Vermont Posts: 627 Trading: (0)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** Ya, been there. Don't let it worry you, just grab a different smoke. __________________ An expert is a person who knows enough about what's really going on ... to be scared.

10-12-2010, 09:38 AM	#12
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,508 Trading: (133)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** That is funny.

10-12-2010, 09:51 AM	#13
OHRD Garage w/ couch & ashtray Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Matt Posts: 1,377 Trading: (39)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** Awesome! Makes me feel SO much better about my searching...definitely been there! __________________ Did I tell you my garage has a couch and an ashtray? My wife doesn't let me sleep or smoke inside.

10-12-2010, 10:16 AM	#14
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** At least you didn't forget what you were looking for after an hour. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

10-12-2010, 10:23 AM	#15
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,162 Trading: (82)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** I Hate To Tell You, John, But It Gets Worse!

10-12-2010, 11:44 AM	#17
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	*Re: Getting old Scks!** as some of the others stated, been there done that......but now I have the meds from the VA, which make remembering chit even more fun __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

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