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Old 09-20-2010, 04:06 PM   #1
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Not much of a ninja...
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Old 09-20-2010, 04:12 PM   #2
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Damn... had that happen to me once during my training. Master saved me... but he could never throw a shuriken again after that day.
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Old 09-21-2010, 07:38 AM   #3
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what..in the...WORLD did I just watch!!! I'm telling you that I literally sat here and watched that clip with my mouth wide open.....what the heck.
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Old 09-21-2010, 05:33 PM   #4
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what..in the...WORLD did I just watch!!! I'm telling you that I literally sat here and watched that clip with my mouth wide open.....what the heck.
Careful, looks like that was the guy's downfall in the video
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Old 09-21-2010, 01:37 PM   #5
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Baking soda. That's the answer. Any good ninja should have that in his arsenal!
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Old 09-21-2010, 04:45 PM   #6
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For my 100th post: WTF!!!
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Old 09-21-2010, 05:41 PM   #7
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I thought he might have been paralyzed by the smell. But then the other guy seem unaffected.
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Old 09-21-2010, 05:53 PM   #8
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Someone took the time to make that video. I wish they'd just come over and cut my grass with brade of the fan.
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Old 09-21-2010, 10:34 PM   #9
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WTF...
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Someone took the time to make that video. I wish they'd just come over and cut my grass with brade of the fan.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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I was waiting for Billy Mays to come busting in with a bucket of Oxy Clean.
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Old 09-22-2010, 08:06 AM   #13
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I hear the rest of the movie is just as "good."
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Old 09-22-2010, 09:31 AM   #14
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I want a refund.
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[scratching and shaking head]
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That was funny!
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