How to install a home security system:

G G · 11-05-2008, 12:05 PM

1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used).

2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba!

Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house.

Better just wait outside till we get back.

Cooter

SmokeyJoe · 11-05-2008, 12:17 PM

Very funny... sent this to a couple of friends who have had break-ins recently.

11-05-2008, 01:57 PM

very nice!

GKitty · 11-05-2008, 02:01 PM

Priceless!!

11-05-2008, 02:11 PM

Whats funny is i have most of those things on my front porch already.

CBI_2 · 11-05-2008, 11:58 PM

I Like it.

11-06-2008, 06:16 AM

It's nice to laugh early in the morning!!

11-05-2008, 12:05 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	How to install a home security system: 1. Go to the Goodwill Store and buy a pair of men's work boots, size 14-16 (well used). 2. Place them on the front porch along with a copy of Gun and Ammo magazine. 3. Put a couple of BIG dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba! Big Jim, Duke, Slim and Me gone for more ammo. We'll get back in about 1 hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls--they got after the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all the dogs in the house. Better just wait outside till we get back. Cooter

11-05-2008, 12:17 PM	#2
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: How to install a home security system: Very funny... sent this to a couple of friends who have had break-ins recently.

11-05-2008, 01:57 PM	#3
theycallmedan'lboone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How to install a home security system: very nice!

11-05-2008, 02:01 PM	#4
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: How to install a home security system: Priceless!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity.

11-05-2008, 02:11 PM	#5
Tombstone Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How to install a home security system: Whats funny is i have most of those things on my front porch already.

11-05-2008, 11:58 PM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: How to install a home security system: I Like it. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

11-06-2008, 06:16 AM	#7
joeybear Guest Posts: n/a	Re: How to install a home security system: It's nice to laugh early in the morning!!

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