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Old 07-16-2010, 02:20 PM   #1
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Default Jew Estate G-51

Phone rings, ring, ring, ring....

ME: "West Coast"
CALLER: "Yeah...I'm looking for the Jew Estate G-51"
ME: "Uh....the Drew Estate T-52?"
CALLER: "Yeah, I guess that's it....It's made by Jew Estate right?"
ME: "I think you mean Drew Estate, and yes, it's the T-52, Sir...."
CALLER: "I don't think that's it....."
ME: Sir, that's defiantly it..
CALLER: "Nope"

*CLICK*

Heh. Sometimes my job is good for a LOL.
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:45 PM   #2
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Oh, that call must have been for me!!
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:50 PM   #3
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Yeah, I have a small Jew Estate here in Ohio!
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:52 PM   #4
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Yeah, I have a small Jew Estate here in Ohio!
Are they small... REALLY small... or FRIGGIN' WEE!!!

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Old 07-16-2010, 02:56 PM   #5
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Are they small... REALLY small... or FRIGGIN' WEE!!!

I was referring to my house of course.

But since you asked...they're friggin HUUUUGE!
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:30 AM   #6
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:52 PM   #7
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Phone rings, ring, ring, ring....

ME: "West Coast"
CALLER: "Yeah...I'm looking for the Jew Estate G-51"
ME: "Uh....the Drew Estate T-52?"
CALLER: "Yeah, I guess that's it....It's made by Jew Estate right?"
ME: "I think you mean Drew Estate, and yes, it's the T-52, Sir...."
CALLER: "I don't think that's it....."
ME: Sir, that's defiantly it..
CALLER: "Nope"

*CLICK*

Heh. Sometimes my job is good for a LOL.
You definitely shouldn't have been so defiant in your answer. Probably scared the dude off, D.

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Old 07-16-2010, 02:58 PM   #8
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You definitely shouldn't have been so defiant in your answer. Probably scared the dude off, D.

****ing spell check.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:01 PM   #9
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hahaha.....that's funny....takes all kinds!
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:36 PM   #10
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You definitely shouldn't have been so defiant in your answer. Probably scared the dude off, D.

He Probably Sounds "Mean" Over The Phone!
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:59 PM   #11
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This is funny on so many levels.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:35 PM   #12
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Jewish New Year is only 2 months away, maybe the guy wanted to celebrate in style?
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:00 AM   #13
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I never knew you worked for a 1-900 service. For $5/minute you should have given him his Jew Estates
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:31 AM   #14
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every time i phone your damn store man i just get aggro
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:36 AM   #15
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Mr. Coholic? Is there an Al Coholic here?
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:25 PM   #16
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Old 07-20-2010, 10:23 AM   #17
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Oy vey! You can't fix stupid!
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Old 07-20-2010, 12:15 PM   #18
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You should have told him he was right so you could have marketed to another whole religion!
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