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Old 07-08-2010, 07:30 AM   #1
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One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me any more?"

"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."
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Old 07-08-2010, 10:17 AM   #2
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lol....bet that went over well
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:46 PM   #3
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Good one!!
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:05 PM   #4
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I tell that to my wife she'll stab me with the steak knife!!!
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:21 PM   #5
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Old 07-08-2010, 02:24 PM   #6
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