Falling in love...

Steve · 04-08-2010, 07:52 AM

What happens when you fall in love with:

A chef? (You get buttered up.)

A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)

A gambler? (He cheats on you.)

A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)

A trashman? (He dumps you.)

A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)

A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)

A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)

An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)

An artist? (He gives you the brush.)

A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)

04-08-2010, 07:56 AM

a Proctologist? (he's a pain in your a$$)

kelmac07 · 04-08-2010, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

a Proctologist? (he's a pain in your a$$)

Only Tobii...

Skywalker · 04-08-2010, 01:23 PM

A cigar smoker? (He blows smoke up your a$$!!!)

04-08-2010, 07:52 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Falling in love... What happens when you fall in love with: A chef? (You get buttered up.) A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.) A gambler? (He cheats on you.) A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.) A trashman? (He dumps you.) A clockmaker? (He two-times you.) A pastry cook? (He desserts you.) A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.) An elevator operator? (He lets you down.) An artist? (He gives you the brush.) A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.) __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

04-08-2010, 07:56 AM	#2
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Falling in love... a Proctologist? (he's a pain in your a$$)

04-08-2010, 01:23 PM	#4
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Falling in love... A cigar smoker? (He blows smoke up your a$$!!!) __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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