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Old 02-12-2010, 10:07 AM   #1
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From : Miss Stella Moroba
Abidjan, Ivory Coast West Africa.
APPEAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.

Dearest one
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I prayed befor i contacted due to recommendations given to me from GOD that you are a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation, I must not hesitate to confide inyou for this simple and sincere business.

I am Miss Stella moroba the only doughter of late Mr.& Mrs. Joseph Moroba. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to dearth by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on Oct. 2009 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of nine million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($9.500,000) left in fixed/suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only doughter for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as realn estate management or hotel management. Dear,I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways:

(1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to .
(2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 19years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and

to secure a resident permit in yourcounry.Moreover, dear i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.

Furthermore, you indicate your options twards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within fourteen (14) days you signify interest to assist me.Anticipating to hear from you soon.Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
Miss stella Moroba
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:10 AM   #2
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:16 AM   #3
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You should so do that!! Maybe she can bring some Cohiba glass top boxes along with you 15%
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:20 AM   #4
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Wow, you're set Hugh! Congrats
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:21 AM   #5
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If God said it, it has to be true, yes?!
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:19 AM   #6
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