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Old 02-03-2010, 03:07 PM   #1
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and am too drunk to post about it. But my brother and I did take notes. All I can say right now is "I hope Lars Tetens has to smoke the **** he creates."

I'll post the full review and a couple of pics when I wake up from this, but just thought I'd give you all a teaser.
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:19 PM   #2
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Damn, sounds like your having a great afternoon.
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:23 PM   #3
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Damn, sounds like your having a great afternoon.

Sorry about the Gorillafinger, but it sounds as if you're having fun regardless.
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Truely the most vile cigar ive ever smoked.
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:25 PM   #5
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and am too drunk to post about it.
I wish I thought of that while smoking it
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:28 PM   #6
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Maybe you can compare notes with Mario...
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Old 02-03-2010, 06:31 PM   #7
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I had some of Marios, and let me tell you, it tasted like pine mixed with doo doo
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:06 PM   #8
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I had some of Marios, and let me tell you, it tasted like pine mixed with doo doo
Mmmm, my favorite flavor profile.
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:20 PM   #9
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Adam, you tried it. What do you think?

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I had some of Marios, and let me tell you, it tasted like pine mixed with doo doo
And you loved every minute of it.

Paul, mine wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I guess they aged well. It was bearable and the nub was surprisingly okay. I don't think the kick was quite there.
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Old 02-03-2010, 08:06 PM   #10
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And you loved every minute of it.

Paul, mine wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I guess they aged well. It was bearable and the nub was surprisingly okay. I don't think the kick was quite there.
Um...what did you smoke before you smoked it? I don't think it was a cigar, or tobacco, even. Either that, or someone gave you a Chimpfinger, not a Gorillafinger. Couldn't have been a real Gorillafinger.

And Paul...why the **** didn't I think of that? Get drunk so I don't fully remember that horrid cigar.

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Old 02-03-2010, 08:20 PM   #11
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Um...what did you smoke before you smoked it? I don't think it was a cigar, or tobacco, even. Either that, or someone gave you a Chimpfinger, not a Gorillafinger. Couldn't have been a real Gorillafinger.
You tell me.
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Old 02-03-2010, 08:40 PM   #12
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Adam, you tried it. What do you think?
Mild, herbal, dry, more complex than I was expecting for an infused cigar.

Lance nailed it when he tried it and said it tasted like someone walked out behind the barn, ripped a branch off of one of Kriss's christmas trees and rolled a cigar around it.

Honestly, I've tasted far worse cigars, some of which weren't even infused.
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Old 02-03-2010, 08:43 PM   #13
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Mild, herbal, dry, more complex than I was expecting for an infused cigar.

Lance nailed it when he tried it and said it tasted like someone walked out behind the barn, ripped a branch off of one of Kriss's christmas trees and rolled a cigar around it.

Honestly, I've tasted far worse cigars, some of which weren't even infused.
Mmmmmm... Pine...
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Old 02-03-2010, 06:58 PM   #15
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Can't wait to see the pics and read your thoughts.
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Old 02-03-2010, 08:49 PM   #17
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Luckily I have not been subjected to these.
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Who put you up to this, I think this violates the Geneva convention...
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Luckily I have not been subjected to these.

Nor I, or will I for that matter!





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