 |
|
|
|
01-29-2010, 07:18 AM
|
#1 |
|
PATRIOT and VETERAN
|
Take Me Straight To Jail
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2
miles south of the Virginia / West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, 'You might as well take me straight to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test...'
__________________
"IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT" |
|
|
|
02-01-2010, 11:06 PM
|
#3 |
|
Mila smoked my cigar
|
Re: Take Me Straight To Jail
__________________
 27 World Series Championship's"If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff |
|
|
|
|
01-29-2010, 08:28 AM
|
#4 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Re: Take Me Straight To Jail
ROTFLMAO....... Very Good I say!
|
|
|
|
01-29-2010, 08:59 AM
|
#5 |
|
Dad Jokester Supreme
|
Re: Take Me Straight To Jail
__________________
...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide |
|
|
|
|
02-01-2010, 09:50 PM
|
#9 |
|
Have My Own Room
|
Re: Take Me Straight To Jail
__________________
"The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff |
|
|
|
|
02-01-2010, 10:12 PM
|
#10 |
|
Chief Wannastogie Lounge
|
Re: Take Me Straight To Jail
I'm from Princeton (about 30 miles southeast of Beckley).
Sounds about right! 
__________________
"I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher |
|
|
|
|
02-01-2010, 11:02 PM
|
#12 |
|
Ain't Never Gonna Leave
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Todd
Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin
Posts: 6,848
Trading: (51)
  |
Re: Take Me Straight To Jail
Thanks for the chuckle.
Peace of the Lord be with you.
__________________
Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!" 
|
|
|
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"
Hybrid Mode
