Of golf and testicles

01-26-2010, 08:33 AM

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments, then asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!"

G G · 01-26-2010, 08:34 AM

whaawhahhahahahahahah

kydsid · 01-26-2010, 08:44 AM

LOL. Nice one.

Knip23 · 01-26-2010, 09:23 AM

LOL nice

MedicCook · 01-26-2010, 09:53 AM

kaisersozei · 01-26-2010, 12:50 PM

And THAT, my friends, is how Tiger's troubles started.

01-26-2010, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaisersozei

And THAT, my friends, is how Tiger's troubles started.

Tiger has some problems that I'd trade a testicle to have!

Mugen910 · 01-26-2010, 01:10 PM

yourchoice · 01-26-2010, 01:40 PM

I didn't see that one coming. Good one!
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kugie · 01-26-2010, 01:43 PM

Skywalker · 01-26-2010, 03:27 PM

ucla695 · 01-26-2010, 03:31 PM

jmsremax · 01-26-2010, 03:34 PM

wrench turner 85 · 01-26-2010, 04:29 PM

LMAO

WyGuy · 01-26-2010, 04:40 PM

CBI_2 · 01-26-2010, 09:14 PM

excellent.

01-26-2010, 08:33 AM	#1
RazzBarlow Guest Posts: n/a	Of golf and testicles Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments, then asked, 'How does that feel'? He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!"

01-26-2010, 08:34 AM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Of golf and testicles whaawhahhahahahahahah

01-26-2010, 08:44 AM	#3
kydsid Ditat Deus Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Jason Location: Among the Pines Posts: 2,361 Trading: (46)	Re: Of golf and testicles LOL. Nice one. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

01-26-2010, 09:23 AM	#4
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: Of golf and testicles LOL nice

01-26-2010, 09:53 AM	#5
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01-26-2010, 12:50 PM	#6
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Of golf and testicles And THAT, my friends, is how Tiger's troubles started. __________________

01-26-2010, 01:10 PM	#8
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01-26-2010, 01:40 PM	#9
yourchoice Down the stretch Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joel Location: South Jersey Posts: 4,095 Trading: (36)	Re: Of golf and testicles I didn't see that one coming. Good one! Posted via Mobile Device

01-26-2010, 01:43 PM	#10
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01-26-2010, 04:29 PM	#14
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