Walking the dogs

jwintosh · 01-20-2010, 04:24 PM

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other,
a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman
said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there ... We've got the
dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of
dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand ... This is my
seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was
a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought," What the heck,"
so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua???????"

marge796 · 01-20-2010, 04:33 PM

Funny stuff!!!

Chris.....

kelmac07 · 01-20-2010, 05:23 PM

Nice!

G G · 01-20-2010, 07:33 PM

nice

G G · 01-20-2010, 07:33 PM

chihuahuas don't get no respect.

Skywalker · 01-24-2010, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey

chihuahuas don't get no respect.

McSmokey · 01-24-2010, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker

01-20-2010, 08:22 PM

Skywalker · 01-24-2010, 12:54 PM

CBI_2 · 01-25-2010, 08:46 PM

That thar's funny. I don't care who ya are.

01-20-2010, 04:24 PM	#1
jwintosh i have a confirmation #!! Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Jeffrey Location: San Diego Posts: 1,239 Trading: (15)	Walking the dogs Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there ... We've got the dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand ... This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought," What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman said indignantly, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua???????" __________________ Surf's Up!

01-20-2010, 04:33 PM	#2
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Walking the dogs Funny stuff!!! Chris..... __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

01-20-2010, 05:23 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Walking the dogs Nice! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-20-2010, 07:33 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Walking the dogs nice

01-20-2010, 07:33 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Walking the dogs chihuahuas don't get no respect.

01-20-2010, 08:22 PM	#8
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01-24-2010, 12:54 PM	#9
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Walking the dogs __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-25-2010, 08:46 PM	#10
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Walking the dogs That thar's funny. I don't care who ya are. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

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