Teachers Should All Be This Funny

CBI_2 · 01-04-2010, 08:48 PM

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,

"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,

"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

cort · 01-04-2010, 08:49 PM

Perfect

G G · 01-04-2010, 09:05 PM

ucla695 · 01-04-2010, 09:11 PM

Coach Deg · 01-04-2010, 09:26 PM

That's great!!!!

kgoings · 01-04-2010, 09:57 PM

Awesome!

Starscream · 01-16-2010, 11:39 AM

marge796 · 01-16-2010, 12:07 PM

Skywalker · 01-17-2010, 12:24 PM

01-04-2010, 08:48 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Teachers Should All Be This Funny A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-04-2010, 08:49 PM	#2
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: Teachers Should All Be This Funny Perfect

01-04-2010, 09:05 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Teachers Should All Be This Funny

01-04-2010, 09:11 PM	#4
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: Teachers Should All Be This Funny

01-04-2010, 09:26 PM	#5
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Teachers Should All Be This Funny That's great!!!!

01-04-2010, 09:57 PM	#6
kgoings Cigarologist Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kirk Location: Highlands Ranch, Co Posts: 1,979 Trading: (42)	Re: Teachers Should All Be This Funny Awesome! __________________ Your silly little opinion has been noted!

01-16-2010, 11:39 AM	#7
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Teachers Should All Be This Funny __________________ Insert quote here.

01-16-2010, 12:07 PM	#8
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Teachers Should All Be This Funny __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

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Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Teachers Should All Be This Funny __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

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