Getting A Sick Day

CBI_2 · 01-04-2010, 08:29 PM

A man really needed a few days off work, but knew that his boss would not allow it. He thought that maybe if he acted "CRAZY", then the boss would have no choice but to send him home.

So he hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

A blonde co-worker walked in and asked what he was doing.

He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think he was "CRAZY" and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"

The man said "I'm a light bulb."

His boss replied, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

The man jumped down and walked out of the office. When his co-worker (the blonde) followed him, the boss said to her,

"And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

marge796 · 01-04-2010, 08:31 PM

Thanks, you made me laugh!

Chris.....

01-04-2010, 08:29 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Getting A Sick Day A man really needed a few days off work, but knew that his boss would not allow it. He thought that maybe if he acted "CRAZY", then the boss would have no choice but to send him home. So he hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. A blonde co-worker walked in and asked what he was doing. He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think he was "CRAZY" and give him a few days off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" The man said "I'm a light bulb." His boss replied, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." The man jumped down and walked out of the office. When his co-worker (the blonde) followed him, the boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

01-04-2010, 08:31 PM	#2
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Getting A Sick Day Thanks, you made me laugh! Chris..... __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

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