Something I do not recommend.

replicant_argent · 12-28-2009, 09:00 PM

When going downstairs to the bar for a beer last night, (mind you, it wasn't a "consecutive" beer by any means) it was dark. Knowing my way around my house prett well in the dark, I don't turn on the lights when I have a simple task to do that doesn't require more than rudimentary hand/eye coordination in conjunction with a simple task.
Do Not, repeat, Do Not, stack a couple sets of spare speaker stands in the vicinity of the under counter beer fridge. If you do, and they are black, and you forget your dumb ass put them there, you may have a problem.
I tripped. I fell. I impaled my wrist on an upside down speaker stand. With isolation spikes facing up.

I crucified my right wrist on one.

Now... the good part is that I had two sets of stands residing in the wrong spot, and rather than impaling my wrist on the inch and a half long spikes, I did so on the short 1/4"-ers. I also got lucky that I missed those blood carrying tube-y things under my skin. I think I bruised some stuff. I think the point may have come into contact with a part of my wrist that shouldn't really come into contact with sharp pointy things.
It didn't bleed a lot, but I swear I could see a reverse imprint of the offending metal chunk.

Like play-doh.

Note: a quarter inch long little machined cones of metal don't sound so scary.
Until you plunge one into your wrist below your thumb.

It hurts.

It throbs.

It wakes your ass up at night.

Don't do it.

Self-crucifixion is best left to um... other folks.

Wolfgang · 12-28-2009, 09:15 PM

Hope everything is ok. That does NOT sound like fun.

hotreds · 12-28-2009, 09:21 PM

Ouch, babe!

TonySmith · 12-28-2009, 09:28 PM

Better to light a candle, rather than curse the darkness.

Glad you weren't hurt more.

TripleF · 12-28-2009, 09:33 PM

Made me whince.......

MajorCaptSilly · 12-28-2009, 09:37 PM

Okay. self-crucifixion is bad. I'll make a note of it. Thanks for blazing that trail for me, Pete. You are a close personal friend and I respect your opinion.

MCS

Eleven · 12-28-2009, 09:19 PM

Seriously, heal up fast and let the Stigmata jokes commence!

RevSmoke · 12-28-2009, 09:40 PM

Ouch! Will pray for speedy healing - and the disappearance of pain.

gbum · 12-28-2009, 09:55 PM

ouch... godspeed pete

elderboy02 · 12-28-2009, 10:04 PM

Thanks for the information. Damn, that sounds like it hurt!

nayslayer · 12-28-2009, 10:13 PM

damm that sux..where are the pix!

MedicCook · 12-28-2009, 10:56 PM

I was just saying the other day I am in need of a good self-crucifixion of a body part. Thanks for the advice. I will skip using my wrist.

Hope you heal quickly.

Starscream · 12-28-2009, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

PICS or it didn't happen!!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by nayslayer

damm that sux..where are the pix!

Please, no pics...

Glad you are ok. That could have been even worse.

macpappy · 12-29-2009, 05:37 AM

After that I would have forgotten the beer and gone straight to the bourbon to kill the pain.

68TriShield · 12-29-2009, 05:48 AM

I was wondering where you were last night Pete. You might want to get a shot before it gets infected.(Just ask Tom

)

Fishbeadtwo · 12-28-2009, 11:01 PM

Hmmmmmm, just when I thought yo were a smart feller Pete. Hope it heals fast and you don't go for a second helping......

Coach Deg · 12-29-2009, 06:20 AM

I just walked the set of speaker stands I had stacked next to
my kegerator out to the trash! Ouch! Prayers for a speedy recovery!

SNKBYT · 12-29-2009, 07:01 AM

I told ya you were ready for a thicker set of glasses

hope recovery is quick and watch your step

12-29-2009, 07:21 AM

Stigmata is one thing; this does not apply in this case, although, if you'd care to do it to the other respective body parts, the Vatican may be interested.

Meh, 15 minutes of fame at least...and 15 billion P'Od people after

Godspeed, and for His sake, don't drink at night...or do what I'd do, and put the kegerator right beside your bed

Blueface · 12-29-2009, 07:23 AM

Pete,
Hope you are a OK. Doesn't sound like it was fun at all.

12-28-2009, 09:00 PM	#1
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Something I do not recommend. When going downstairs to the bar for a beer last night, (mind you, it wasn't a "consecutive" beer by any means) it was dark. Knowing my way around my house prett well in the dark, I don't turn on the lights when I have a simple task to do that doesn't require more than rudimentary hand/eye coordination in conjunction with a simple task. Do Not, repeat, Do Not, stack a couple sets of spare speaker stands in the vicinity of the under counter beer fridge. If you do, and they are black, and you forget your dumb ass put them there, you may have a problem. I tripped. I fell. I impaled my wrist on an upside down speaker stand. With isolation spikes facing up. I crucified my right wrist on one. Now... the good part is that I had two sets of stands residing in the wrong spot, and rather than impaling my wrist on the inch and a half long spikes, I did so on the short 1/4"-ers. I also got lucky that I missed those blood carrying tube-y things under my skin. I think I bruised some stuff. I think the point may have come into contact with a part of my wrist that shouldn't really come into contact with sharp pointy things. It didn't bleed a lot, but I swear I could see a reverse imprint of the offending metal chunk. Like play-doh. Note: a quarter inch long little machined cones of metal don't sound so scary. Until you plunge one into your wrist below your thumb. It hurts. It throbs. It wakes your ass up at night. Don't do it. Self-crucifixion is best left to um... other folks. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

12-28-2009, 09:15 PM	#2
Wolfgang Back from the dead Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 2,541 Trading: (14)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Hope everything is ok. That does NOT sound like fun. __________________ You probably wont remember that test you failed, but you'll never forget the girl you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.

12-28-2009, 09:21 PM	#3
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Ouch, babe! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

12-28-2009, 09:28 PM	#4
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Better to light a candle, rather than curse the darkness. Glad you weren't hurt more.

12-28-2009, 09:33 PM	#5
TripleF 11/11/11 EPIC IV Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Clearwater, FL Posts: 5,626 Trading: (176)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Made me whince....... __________________ Cool Cigar Shirts, Stickers & More

12-28-2009, 09:37 PM	#6
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Okay. self-crucifixion is bad. I'll make a note of it. Thanks for blazing that trail for me, Pete. You are a close personal friend and I respect your opinion. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

12-28-2009, 09:19 PM	#7
Eleven Solid As The Sun Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Scott Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,859 Trading: (23)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Seriously, heal up fast and let the Stigmata jokes commence! __________________ CA: putting the 'man' in bromance since 2008! --markem.

12-28-2009, 09:40 PM	#8
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,861 Trading: (51)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Ouch! Will pray for speedy healing - and the disappearance of pain. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

12-28-2009, 09:55 PM	#9
gbum Feeling at Home Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Asyraf Location: Cyberjaya-Malaysia Posts: 772 Trading: (0)	Re: Something I do not recommend. ouch... godspeed pete __________________ http://mrgbum.wordpress.com

12-28-2009, 10:04 PM	#10
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Thanks for the information. Damn, that sounds like it hurt!

12-28-2009, 10:13 PM	#11
nayslayer Still Watching My Back Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Larry Location: Wallkill, NY Posts: 166 Trading: (0)	Re: Something I do not recommend. damm that sux..where are the pix!

12-28-2009, 10:56 PM	#12
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Something I do not recommend. I was just saying the other day I am in need of a good self-crucifixion of a body part. Thanks for the advice. I will skip using my wrist. Hope you heal quickly. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

12-29-2009, 05:37 AM	#14
macpappy Rider on the storm. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Slidell, LA Posts: 851 Trading: (0)	Re: Something I do not recommend. After that I would have forgotten the beer and gone straight to the bourbon to kill the pain. __________________ WARNING: I am a Southern White Male. I have a brain and I know how to use it.

12-29-2009, 05:48 AM	#15
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: Something I do not recommend. I was wondering where you were last night Pete. You might want to get a shot before it gets infected.(Just ask Tom )

12-28-2009, 11:01 PM	#16
Fishbeadtwo Another nut j0b Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Charlie Location: Washington, the state Posts: 1,175 Trading: (9)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Hmmmmmm, just when I thought yo were a smart feller Pete. Hope it heals fast and you don't go for a second helping...... __________________ This white coat is a little tight...?

12-29-2009, 06:20 AM	#17
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Something I do not recommend. I just walked the set of speaker stands I had stacked next to my kegerator out to the trash! Ouch! Prayers for a speedy recovery!

12-29-2009, 07:01 AM	#18
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Re: Something I do not recommend. I told ya you were ready for a thicker set of glasses hope recovery is quick and watch your step __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

12-29-2009, 07:21 AM	#19
kzm007 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Something I do not recommend. Stigmata is one thing; this does not apply in this case, although, if you'd care to do it to the other respective body parts, the Vatican may be interested. Meh, 15 minutes of fame at least...and 15 billion P'Od people after Godspeed, and for His sake, don't drink at night...or do what I'd do, and put the kegerator right beside your bed

12-29-2009, 07:23 AM	#20
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Something I do not recommend. Pete, Hope you are a OK. Doesn't sound like it was fun at all. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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