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Old 12-11-2009, 11:25 AM   #1
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Default jesus and the thief

a thief breaks into a house,stumbling in the dark he hears a voice,Jesus is watching you,the thief gets quiet,after a few minutes the thief takes another step,again he hears the voice,Jesus is watching you,this time he knows the voice came from the corner,the thief shines his flashlight to the corner,there sits a parrot,the thief ask the parrot what is your name,the parrot replies tweety,the thief replies what stupid person names a parrot tweety,the parrot replies back,the same stupid person who named the rottweiler Jesus.
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Old 12-11-2009, 11:37 AM   #2
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Very good! Love it!
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