Just Below the Left Breast

CBI_2 · 12-10-2009, 09:46 PM

Mildred was very depressed when her husband died. She decided that she couldn't go on in life without him and that she wanted to join him in heaven. Mildred wanted to shoot herself in the heart, guaranteeing death.

But she was afraid she might miss her heart and wind up a vegetable so she called the doctor for some information. "Doctor, where is the heart located?" asked Mildred.

The doctor answered, "Just below the left breast."

A few hours later Mildred was emitted into emergancy with a gunshot wound to her knee!

1badhog07 · 12-11-2009, 10:19 AM

GOOD ONE..spit up my coffee..

MedicCook · 12-11-2009, 10:24 AM

G G · 12-17-2009, 07:33 PM

Starscream · 12-17-2009, 07:38 PM

My wife's name isn't Mildred.

12-10-2009, 09:46 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Just Below the Left Breast Mildred was very depressed when her husband died. She decided that she couldn't go on in life without him and that she wanted to join him in heaven. Mildred wanted to shoot herself in the heart, guaranteeing death. But she was afraid she might miss her heart and wind up a vegetable so she called the doctor for some information. "Doctor, where is the heart located?" asked Mildred. The doctor answered, "Just below the left breast." A few hours later Mildred was emitted into emergancy with a gunshot wound to her knee! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

12-11-2009, 10:19 AM	#2
1badhog07 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: gustavo Location: laredo,tx Posts: 215 Trading: (2)	Re: Just Below the Left Breast GOOD ONE..spit up my coffee.. __________________ I WILL SMOKE NO CIGAR BEFORE ITS TIME

12-11-2009, 10:24 AM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Just Below the Left Breast __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

12-17-2009, 07:33 PM	#4
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Just Below the Left Breast

12-17-2009, 07:38 PM	#5
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Just Below the Left Breast My wife's name isn't Mildred. __________________ Insert quote here.

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