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Old 12-07-2009, 08:33 PM   #1
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This was an email I got with the picture and the narrative below. Made me laugh.

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"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:34 PM   #2
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Old 12-07-2009, 08:38 PM   #3
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:02 PM   #4
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That is awesome!
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:04 PM   #5
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That there is some funny chit Leroy!
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:06 PM   #6
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EPIC!!!
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:16 PM   #7
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Wish I had thought to do that.
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:38 PM   #8
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:48 PM   #9
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:50 PM   #10
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That man is full of win. HA!

Took me about 5 reads before I realized it's not the ladder that was fake, wondering where the pictures of the awesome display were and wondering where in the story he was going to explain the accident.

I'm really not always that gullible.
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Old 12-08-2009, 03:33 PM   #11
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That's friggin' great!!!
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Old 12-08-2009, 04:09 PM   #12
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