Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist?

chippewastud79 · 11-17-2009, 02:25 PM

***Jokes Thread***

At the recent herf in N. Kentucky/Cincinnati area it came to many inmates attention that Dan may be a communist. Please take time to decide.

Dan does not like ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Most Americans would consider both to be some of the most universal condiments (particularly ranch) on the planet. Instead he prefers ketchup, not just for fries, but also on fish (doesn't like tartar sauce either), salads and pretty much everything else.

Dan doesn't like one of the most quintessential American snack foods either. Chicken wings, NO. He says they are no good. Also not a fan of pickles, rare steaks or bacon.

He prefers Coke (red) over Pepsi (red, white and blue).

Oh, and lest we forget he prefers his Blue Moon and Budweiser Golden Wheat with orange wedges over purely tasty brews without fruit.

Most of his favorite things are the popular color of communism: ketchup, Coca-Cola, Ohio State, Cincinnati Bearcats, Cincinnati Reds....

Infact, Dan's favorite cigars come from none other than communist Cuba.

So I ask you, is Dan a communist?

***Jokes Thread***

Mugen910 · 11-17-2009, 02:27 PM

what kind of person doesn't like wings..rare steak..or bacon?...you wierdo!

e-man67 · 11-17-2009, 02:40 PM

Dan is my bro but yes he is a commie....Red told me Dan has a tattoo of a hammer and sickle on his butt...he even snapped this photo.

Smokin Gator · 11-17-2009, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mugen910

what kind of person doesn't like wings..rare steak..or bacon?...you wierdo!

I was OK with most if it... but that answers the question!!!

hotreds · 11-17-2009, 08:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdw...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrLo...1&feature=fvwp

elderboy02 · 11-18-2009, 06:01 AM

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Originally Posted by hotreds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdw...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrLo...1&feature=fvwp

IIRC, that first video is the song they play in last years call of duty when you are the commies and win.

I have no idea what the 2nd one is.

Scottw · 11-17-2009, 02:36 PM

Get that fella some help.

11-17-2009, 02:38 PM

wings, bacon and rare steaks? now I'm hungry for dinner. I see all 3 in my future.

11-17-2009, 02:44 PM

You damn dirty commie, Dan!!!!!!!

kelmac07 · 11-17-2009, 02:44 PM

Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!!

elderboy02 · 11-17-2009, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!!

Thank you sir! I like to eat my food, not play with it

GKitty · 11-17-2009, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!!

It appears we have another commie in our midst.

Chicken wings with ranch or blue cheese (preferrably a delicatly balanced combination of the two) is an American staple. And yet, I feel like I could maybe forgive your distaste for them.

Against Rare Steaks, Bacon, and Pickles?!?!?! (not necessarily in that order) That doesn't just make you a commie in my book, it makes you inhuman!!

Oh well, more for me.

kelmac07 · 11-17-2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty

Against Rare Steaks, Bacon, and Pickles?!?!?! (not necessarily in that order) That doesn't just make you a commie in my book, it makes you inhuman!!

Oh no Crystal...I LOVE me some rare steak, bacon and pickles!! Just not ranch/blue cheese or chicken wings.

GKitty · 11-17-2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Oh no Crystal...I LOVE me some rare steak, bacon and pickles!! Just not ranch/blue cheese or chicken wings.

Then you may stay, my commie friend. However, I think Dan's issues run deeper than his political affiliations.

chippewastud79 · 11-17-2009, 06:00 PM

He was wearing a hat similar to this on Saturday as well.

11-17-2009, 02:47 PM

Commies!!!!

Goddamn COMMIES!!!!!

GreekGodX · 11-17-2009, 03:41 PM

Now how do you explain the southern accent?

GKitty · 11-17-2009, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GreekGodX

Now how do you explain the southern accent?

Communist Assimilation Training Camp... DUH!!!

Mugen910 · 11-17-2009, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty

Communist Assimilation Training Camp... DUH!!!

that is funny chit!

11-17-2009, 04:04 PM

Dan, I thought you were a good guy.....

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11-17-2009, 02:25 PM	#1
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? *Jokes Thread* At the recent herf in N. Kentucky/Cincinnati area it came to many inmates attention that Dan may be a communist. Please take time to decide. Dan does not like ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Most Americans would consider both to be some of the most universal condiments (particularly ranch) on the planet. Instead he prefers ketchup, not just for fries, but also on fish (doesn't like tartar sauce either), salads and pretty much everything else. Dan doesn't like one of the most quintessential American snack foods either. Chicken wings, NO. He says they are no good. Also not a fan of pickles, rare steaks or bacon. He prefers Coke (red) over Pepsi (red, white and blue). Oh, and lest we forget he prefers his Blue Moon and Budweiser Golden Wheat with orange wedges over purely tasty brews without fruit. Most of his favorite things are the popular color of communism: ketchup, Coca-Cola, Ohio State, Cincinnati Bearcats, Cincinnati Reds.... Infact, Dan's favorite cigars come from none other than communist Cuba. So I ask you, is Dan a communist? *Jokes Thread* __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times. Last edited by chippewastud79; 11-17-2009 at 02:30 PM.

11-17-2009, 02:27 PM	#2
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? what kind of person doesn't like wings..rare steak..or bacon?...you wierdo! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

11-17-2009, 08:25 PM	#5
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91kdw...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlrLo...1&feature=fvwp __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know. Last edited by hotreds; 11-17-2009 at 08:32 PM.

11-17-2009, 02:36 PM	#7
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? Get that fella some help.

11-17-2009, 02:38 PM	#8
DoctorBJ Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? wings, bacon and rare steaks? now I'm hungry for dinner. I see all 3 in my future.

11-17-2009, 02:44 PM	#9
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? You damn dirty commie, Dan!!!!!!!

11-17-2009, 02:44 PM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? Not a fan of ranch/blue cheese dressing or chicken wings (too much work for that small sliver of meat)...LOL!! You go Dan!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-17-2009, 06:00 PM	#15
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? He was wearing a hat similar to this on Saturday as well. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

11-17-2009, 02:47 PM	#16
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? Commies!!!! Goddamn COMMIES!!!!!

11-17-2009, 03:41 PM	#17
GreekGodX Opa!! Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Christos Location: 7 Line Posts: 4,894 Trading: (82)	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? Now how do you explain the southern accent? __________________ "If I give a businessman 10,000 francs, what is that to him, he is rich. But if I give him a Cohiba cigar, that is style."-Hotel Rwanda

11-17-2009, 04:04 PM	#20
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Is Dan (elderboy02) a communist? Dan, I thought you were a good guy.....

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