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Old 10-12-2009, 01:17 PM   #1
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Changing today what you did yesterday...

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Old 10-12-2009, 01:40 PM   #2
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Providing greater percieved value than your percieved cost at a level higher than others doing the same job.
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:47 PM   #3
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tenure....
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Old 10-12-2009, 01:54 PM   #4
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Sleeping with the boss?
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:04 PM   #5
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A well concealed digital camera at the company x-mas party.
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:06 PM   #6
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Enabling corporate success at an acceptable cost
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:18 PM   #7
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After spending over thirty five years at three different Fortune 100 companies, I'd have to say brown nosing trumps all.
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Old 10-12-2009, 02:19 PM   #8
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Old 10-12-2009, 06:11 PM   #9
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Kicking major ass...
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Old 10-12-2009, 06:40 PM   #10
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Join the Police force

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Old 10-12-2009, 06:41 PM   #11
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Having 27 years in, looking to last 5 more......
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Old 10-12-2009, 06:49 PM   #12
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Another illusion?

36 years federal service as of tomorrow, with a very good record, including 3 years Army with an honorable discharge and lately I hear there's talk of them potentially f'ing with our retirement.
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Old 10-12-2009, 06:53 PM   #13
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Being employed by YOU!!
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Old 10-12-2009, 07:03 PM   #14
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Making sure your boss, and your boss's boss, realize that you know the job better than your coworkers.
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Old 10-12-2009, 10:21 PM   #15
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Making sure your boss, and your boss's boss, realize that you know the job better than your coworkers.
Of course I also suspect that, as in the old Soviet Union, this can also mean "NO PROMOTIONS--HE STAYS WHERE HE IS!!"
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Fixing everyone's mistakes.
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I see all company web traffic... e-mail logs can help too...
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Old 10-12-2009, 07:23 PM   #18
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Being In A Profession Where They Need More Of You!
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Old 10-12-2009, 08:30 PM   #19
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Old 10-12-2009, 07:27 PM   #20
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Took me 49 years to realize... working for yourself!!
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