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Old 10-23-2008, 04:43 PM   #1
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:37 PM   #2
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That one's bad too.
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Old 10-23-2008, 10:37 PM   #3
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see my girlfriend would find that hilarious
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Old 10-25-2008, 09:13 AM   #4
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I thought that was funny, my wife, not so much.
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Old 10-25-2008, 09:20 AM   #5
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Thanks! My wife and I both enjoyed that one, she asked me to email it to her so she could share it.

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Old 10-25-2008, 01:49 PM   #6
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Good one.
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