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Old 08-18-2009, 12:06 PM   #1
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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'


The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:10 PM   #2
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Old 08-19-2009, 08:06 PM   #3
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Old 08-19-2009, 08:35 PM   #4
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Old 08-19-2009, 08:51 PM   #5
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You deserved it!
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Old 08-19-2009, 08:55 PM   #6
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Had that one coming to ya!!
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Old 08-19-2009, 09:53 PM   #7
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That hits too close to home to pass on to the wife.

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