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Old 07-27-2009, 01:14 AM   #1
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Hope you didn't miss this evening's awesome deal on Cigar Monster

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Old 07-27-2009, 01:15 AM   #2
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:16 AM   #3
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Better jump on that fast or it will surely sell out!
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:19 AM   #4
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I knew the new cigar monster could not last forever! Oh well.
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:21 AM   #5
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Had to go to see if it was real. Too funny, Rob!
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:24 AM   #6
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Just pulled the trigger!!!

What's wrong with 'em???
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:23 AM   #7
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This reminds me of the time Joe Cigar had 10 packs of DPG blacks for $0.00. So I added something like 25 to my cart and checked out. They proceeded to e-mail me the next day telling me that they made a mistake and my real bill was X amount of dollars.

I canceled the order.
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:25 AM   #8
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I think it is fair to say they are priced to the Maxx.



OK, you can all flame me for that one.
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:27 AM   #9
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right before that they had a decent deal on Oliva V lancero.
I added it to the cart to see if it would show a different price. Nope still the same.
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Old 07-27-2009, 07:44 AM   #10
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I used to order mistakes all the time, from the three sisters, and then I started
to realize that you NEVER can win. You always end up being led around by the nose
by the vendor, leading to cancellations of orders, charge-backs to cards, all the
bad things. I ordered 10 boxes of Culebras for 42 dollars a box, then they wanted me to
pay something like 700 bucks and I told them to get F-ing bent.
So when I see something too good to be true, I usually ignore it.
Like 800 for a box of cigars that aren't even Cue-bin.
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Old 07-27-2009, 10:27 AM   #11
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So when I see something too good to be true, I usually ignore it.
Like 800 for a box of cigars that aren't even Cue-bin.
This was actually too bad to be true, Brad.
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:33 AM   #12
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I used to order mistakes all the time, from the three sisters, and then I started to realize that you NEVER can win.
A while back one of the sisters listed Parti Luci 10's for approximately 35% of their current price. I ordered 3 boxes, with the idea that I'd keep 2 for myself, and do a nice contest with the third. A couple days later I got an email that the price was wrong, and was quite a lot more, so I cancelled the order. I can understand when the price is $0.00 that they can't give them away, but if they list the wrong price on their website, then they should be willing to live up to their error. I sure know in my business that our customers aren't going to let us wiggle out of a pricing mistake. Eat the cost, fix the problem, make sure it doesn't happen again; but keep the customer happy.
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Old 07-27-2009, 10:01 AM   #13
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Its back, but this time its 79.99.
Damn guess you suckers didnt get the ultra premium EL Regional Limitada release like me last night. SUCKERS!
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Old 07-27-2009, 10:33 AM   #14
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From the website
Maxx Traditional - Full bodied, full flavored but NOT full priced. The Monster recently featured these fine cigars here for a WHOPPING $779.98.... an innocent error which was caught, and rightfully ridiculed, by all the major cigar tabloids on the web. Let's try this again, Monster style, shall we?

I always knew this website was a filthy lie infested mut peddling tabloid
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Old 07-27-2009, 10:49 AM   #15
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Maxx Traditional - Full bodied, full flavored but NOT full priced. The Monster recently featured these fine cigars here for a WHOPPING $779.98.... an innocent error which was caught, and rightfully ridiculed, by all the major cigar tabloids on the web. Let's try this again, Monster style, shall we?

I always knew this website was a filthy lie infested mut peddling tabloid
As an aside: for fun, next time you're in a supermarket try reading the tabloid headlines in a loud, booming voice. It's a riot.
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Old 07-28-2009, 10:14 PM   #16
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As an aside: for fun, next time you're in a supermarket try reading the tabloid headlines in a loud, booming voice. It's a riot.
Done that!

You'd be surprised at how many people walk up and ask you the dumbest questions!
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Old 07-30-2009, 08:50 AM   #17
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Oh, I am buying 2 boxes. What a deal.
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