Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus?

07-06-2009, 12:33 PM

So not to keep everyone reading forever, I've been dealing with some severe lower back pain and flank pain for the last 4 or 5 days. I went to the Dr. and they gave me some antibiotics and told me they had no idea why I was having the pain.

It was not getting better so last night I went to the ER. The ER doctor took blood, urine, did a CT, and an X-ray. He assumed I had kidney stones, I was praying for NO kidney stones. I've heard horror stories. Anyway, he comes back and says no kidney stones, no kidney infection, no kidney failure (phew), and says I have a viral in my lower abdomen -- has anyone ever heard of this?

Oddly the remedy? A shot of steroids in the ass. I feel tons better today.

I just wanted to share and see if anyone had a similar experience?

WildBlueSooner · 07-06-2009, 12:49 PM

I had a lower ab virus several years ago...they had a scientific name for the specific virus but I do not remember it. I was given oral medicine, not a shot in the hind end.

MajorCaptSilly · 07-06-2009, 12:53 PM

Never heard of it. Glad you're feeling better, though. I know from your FB posts you had a crappy weekend.

MCS

07-06-2009, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner

I had a lower ab virus several years ago...they had a scientific name for the specific virus but I do not remember it. I was given oral medicine, not a shot in the hind end.

Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.

68TriShield · 07-06-2009, 01:32 PM

It's probably from shaving your ass a while back Darrell...

07-06-2009, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

It's probably from shaving your ass a while back Darrell...

Most likely.

Old Sailor · 07-06-2009, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.

That's why they gave you the shot in the rear!!

bigloo · 07-06-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

Yeah, it was a long ass name that started with an M.

mmm, was it Manmeatstiffosorous? Did you have Manmeatstiffosorous up your bottom? I THINK this would give me back pains. The flank pains is probably from him holding on too tight, easy soldier, easy.

Seriously, keep a check on it. I had gall stones a while back and that was no fun and the symptoms sounds very similar to this. If they repeat make sure you get ultra-sound on your abdomen.

Lay off the C*ck Big-D... one more question, did you also have a sore throat?

WildBlueSooner · 07-06-2009, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigloo

mmm, was it Manmeatstiffosorous? Did you have Manmeatstiffosorous up your bottom? I THINK this would give me back pains. The flank pains is probably from him holding on too tight, easy soldier, easy.

Seriously, keep a check on it. I had gall stones a while back and that was no fun and the symptoms sounds very similar to this. If they repeat make sure you get ultra-sound on your abdomen.

Lay off the C*ck Big-D... one more question, did you also have a sore throat?

I pooped and peed!

07-06-2009, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigloo

mmm, was it Manmeatstiffosorous? Did you have Manmeatstiffosorous up your bottom? I THINK this would give me back pains. The flank pains is probably from him holding on too tight, easy soldier, easy.

Seriously, keep a check on it. I had gall stones a while back and that was no fun and the symptoms sounds very similar to this. If they repeat make sure you get ultra-sound on your abdomen.

Lay off the C*ck Big-D... one more question, did you also have a sore throat?

Wow, tasteful.

scoot · 07-06-2009, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigloo

Manmeatstiffosorous

Sounds like a homoerotic Dinosaur....

Stig · 07-06-2009, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

Oddly the remedy? A shot in the ass. I feel tons better today.

I just wanted to share and see if anyone had a similar experience?

Emjaysmash · 07-06-2009, 01:45 PM

Hope your feel better soon, Brother.

Whee · 07-06-2009, 01:46 PM

So you really did have a bug up your ass.

07-06-2009, 02:54 PM

never seen someone so happy to brag about 'roids in their a$$.....

07-06-2009, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

never seen someone so happy to brag about 'roids in their a$$.....

I know since you're Army, it's hard for you to understand something more than a few words without a "HOORAH" involved, but I never mentioned roids.

WildBlueSooner · 07-06-2009, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

I know since you're Army, it's hard for you to understand something more than a few words without a "HOORAH" involved, but I never mentioned roids.

Ruh roh!

doctorcue · 07-06-2009, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell

A shot of steroids in the ass.

Damn... you SF Giants fans keep it real!

Glad to hear you are feeling better homie.

rizzle · 07-06-2009, 02:54 PM

Tapeworms.

The Poet · 07-06-2009, 05:32 PM

Shoot, I didn't think one could get amoebic dysentery THAT way!

07-06-2009, 12:33 PM	#1
Darrell Guest Posts: n/a	Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus? So not to keep everyone reading forever, I've been dealing with some severe lower back pain and flank pain for the last 4 or 5 days. I went to the Dr. and they gave me some antibiotics and told me they had no idea why I was having the pain. It was not getting better so last night I went to the ER. The ER doctor took blood, urine, did a CT, and an X-ray. He assumed I had kidney stones, I was praying for NO kidney stones. I've heard horror stories. Anyway, he comes back and says no kidney stones, no kidney infection, no kidney failure (phew), and says I have a viral in my lower abdomen -- has anyone ever heard of this? Oddly the remedy? A shot of steroids in the ass. I feel tons better today. I just wanted to share and see if anyone had a similar experience?

07-06-2009, 12:49 PM	#2
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus I had a lower ab virus several years ago...they had a scientific name for the specific virus but I do not remember it. I was given oral medicine, not a shot in the hind end. __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

07-06-2009, 12:53 PM	#3
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus Never heard of it. Glad you're feeling better, though. I know from your FB posts you had a crappy weekend. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

07-06-2009, 01:32 PM	#5
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,194 Trading: (40)	Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus It's probably from shaving your ass a while back Darrell...

07-06-2009, 01:45 PM	#13
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus Hope your feel better soon, Brother. __________________

07-06-2009, 01:46 PM	#14
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus So you really did have a bug up your ass. __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

07-06-2009, 02:54 PM	#15
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus never seen someone so happy to brag about 'roids in their a$$.....

07-06-2009, 02:54 PM	#19
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus Tapeworms.

07-06-2009, 05:32 PM	#20
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Has anyone ever heard of a lower abdomen virus Shoot, I didn't think one could get amoebic dysentery THAT way!

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