Cigar torture - ouch!

GWN · 06-04-2009, 06:01 PM

Reaching for my Scotch, I just jammed my lit stick into the side of knee! Had to purge to get rid of the flavour of burning hair. This really hasn't been my day!
At least it was a lancero and not a Nub.

kelmac07 · 06-04-2009, 06:14 PM

ROFLMA...

RHNewfie · 06-04-2009, 06:14 PM

We will have to sit you by yourself at the herf so you don't harm innocent bystanders!!

GWN · 06-04-2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by RHNewfie

We will have to sit you by yourself at the herf so you don't harm innocent bystanders!!

Won't matter...I'm bringin' a Puros Indios Chief!

WildBlueSooner · 06-04-2009, 06:15 PM

Geez...poor cigar

Smoke Naked · 06-04-2009, 06:26 PM

At least you didn't sit on it.

markem · 06-04-2009, 06:31 PM

Herfing under the influence can be dangerous.

I speak from experience.

duckmanco · 06-04-2009, 07:55 PM

I have burned myself on numerous occasions.... and I find I get more pissed that I damaged the smoke a little more than I burned myself.... this hobby is a sickness for sure.

06-04-2009, 08:49 PM

At least your Scotch was off to one side rather than on the ground, between your legs or we would have had a much different story!

RHNewfie · 06-05-2009, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BillyCigars

At least your Scotch was off to one side rather than on the ground, between your legs or we would have had a much different story!

That would be taking the love for a cigar way too far!

GWN · 06-05-2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BillyCigars

At least your Scotch was off to one side rather than on the ground, between your legs or we would have had a much different story!

You're telling me!
Still hurts like hell today and is starting to blister. And I'm walking in the Relay for Life tonight. Gonna have to be shorts, even if the thermometer drops to 0C. I couldn't stand the chaffing.

icantbejon · 06-05-2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BillyCigars

At least your Scotch was off to one side rather than on the ground, between your legs or we would have had a much different story!

I dropped an ash, impossibly accurately, right down the opening of my beer bottle not too long ago. That beer exploded quick. Continued to foam for roughly 10 min, I just couldn't get it to stop.

06-05-2009, 11:39 AM

As long as you didn't spill the Scotch and the cigar was OK it's all good.

marge796 · 06-05-2009, 12:03 PM

You're funny!!!

Chris.....

06-06-2009, 11:26 AM

Stuff Happens alright once drop a cigar while driving, right between my legs. try to reach for it and keeping my eyes on the road I grab the lit end which cause me to jump up a little then the damn thing roll down into the seat so when I sat back down,i burn my ass pretty good. .

Smoking Dragon · 06-06-2009, 12:25 PM

Like we say in the military, No simpathy for self inflicted wounds, just lots of laughter.

Sarge

GWN · 06-06-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by m69c44

Stuff Happens alright once drop a cigar while driving, right between my legs. try to reach for it and keeping my eyes on the road I grab the lit end which cause me to jump up a little then the damn thing roll down into the seat so when I sat back down,i burn my ass pretty good. .

Now I don't feel so bad!

06-04-2009, 06:01 PM	#1
GWN Snow City Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Barrie, Ontario Posts: 898 Trading: (10)	Cigar torture - ouch! Reaching for my Scotch, I just jammed my lit stick into the side of knee! Had to purge to get rid of the flavour of burning hair. This really hasn't been my day! At least it was a lancero and not a Nub. __________________

06-04-2009, 06:14 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! ROFLMA...

06-04-2009, 06:14 PM	#3
RHNewfie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Oooooh Canadaaaaa Posts: 2,007 Trading: (15)	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! We will have to sit you by yourself at the herf so you don't harm innocent bystanders!! __________________ σπένδομαι

06-04-2009, 06:15 PM	#5
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! Geez...poor cigar __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

06-04-2009, 06:26 PM	#6
Smoke Naked Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Bill Location: Whales Vagina Posts: 243 Trading: (0)	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! At least you didn't sit on it. __________________ ♥ ♦ Palio Fanboy Here ♣ ♠

06-04-2009, 06:31 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,620 Trading: (47)	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! Herfing under the influence can be dangerous. I speak from experience. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

06-04-2009, 07:55 PM	#8
duckmanco Can't stop whats coming Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: that forsaken stretch of wood they call Whiskey Grove Posts: 404 Trading: (10)	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! I have burned myself on numerous occasions.... and I find I get more pissed that I damaged the smoke a little more than I burned myself.... this hobby is a sickness for sure. __________________ "...Ain't no dark till somethin' shines..."

06-04-2009, 08:49 PM	#9
BillyCigars Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! At least your Scotch was off to one side rather than on the ground, between your legs or we would have had a much different story!

06-05-2009, 11:39 AM	#13
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! As long as you didn't spill the Scotch and the cigar was OK it's all good.

06-05-2009, 12:03 PM	#14
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! You're funny!!! Chris..... __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

06-06-2009, 11:26 AM	#15
m69c44 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! Stuff Happens alright once drop a cigar while driving, right between my legs. try to reach for it and keeping my eyes on the road I grab the lit end which cause me to jump up a little then the damn thing roll down into the seat so when I sat back down,i burn my ass pretty good. .

06-06-2009, 12:25 PM	#16
Smoking Dragon formerly sergeant smoky Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: John Location: Maryland Posts: 648 Trading: (67)	Re: Cigar torture - ouch! Like we say in the military, No simpathy for self inflicted wounds, just lots of laughter. Sarge

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