somebody sent me this by email

G G · 05-17-2009, 08:22 PM

Troopers just don't "get it"!!

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk..I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!
They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!

Thaplumbr · 05-17-2009, 09:09 PM

Rimshot.........lol

G G · 05-17-2009, 09:16 PM

You could see the punchline a mile away.

hotreds · 05-17-2009, 09:18 PM

WildBlueSooner · 05-17-2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

That picture made me fall out of my chair

chippewastud79 · 05-17-2009, 09:26 PM

Thats a pretty good one

G G · 05-17-2009, 09:27 PM

I think the picture is funnier than the joke.

karmaz00 · 05-18-2009, 06:58 PM

ha ha good one

05-21-2009, 11:13 PM

thats a good one dad

DPD6030 · 05-22-2009, 12:15 PM

I enjoyed that one Greg!

05-17-2009, 08:22 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	somebody sent me this by email Troopers just don't "get it"!! Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk..I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers. To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly. 'Well, what the are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?' I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!

05-17-2009, 09:09 PM	#2
Thaplumbr Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Leroy Location: Jacksonville Arkansas Posts: 585 Trading: (58)	Re: somebody sent me this by email Rimshot.........lol __________________ Proud to be a TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FAN!!

05-17-2009, 09:16 PM	#3
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: somebody sent me this by email You could see the punchline a mile away.

05-17-2009, 09:18 PM	#4
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: somebody sent me this by email __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

05-17-2009, 09:26 PM	#6
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: somebody sent me this by email Thats a pretty good one __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

05-17-2009, 09:27 PM	#7
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: somebody sent me this by email I think the picture is funnier than the joke.

05-18-2009, 06:58 PM	#8
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: somebody sent me this by email ha ha good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

05-21-2009, 11:13 PM	#9
smoky50 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: somebody sent me this by email thats a good one dad

05-22-2009, 12:15 PM	#10
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: somebody sent me this by email I enjoyed that one Greg!

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