Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum  

Register FAQ Inmates List Calendar
Go Back   Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum > Non Cigar Specialty Forums > Misc > Entertainment
Reload this Page It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Today's Posts Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-02-2009, 08:18 PM   #1
SeanGAR
Crotchety Geezer
 
SeanGAR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Radford VA
Posts: 911
Trading: (3)
SeanGAR has disabled reputation
Default It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
So there I was, sitting in the corner, smoking a Cohiba Diplomatic lancero that I received as a gift from my friend who had just vacated his chair to talk to a man about a horse, when I spied Klugs entering the joint with his friend ....
__________________
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
SeanGAR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2009, 08:27 PM   #2
replicant_argent
Gravy Boat Winnah.
 
replicant_argent's Avatar
6
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Pete
Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people
Posts: 5,326
Trading: (22)
LGC
replicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to allreplicant_argent is a name known to all
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
and while I had no idea Klugsie was buddies with Carrot Top, I figured, "What the hell, you aren't supposed to judge a book by it's cover," so I gave Carrot Tops companion a bye for the night.
__________________
www.stogietorch.com
Some days call for a stiff Pomade.
replicant_argent is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2009, 08:27 PM   #3
SmokeyJoe
Chief Wannastogie Lounge
 
SmokeyJoe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Joe
Location: Raleigh, NC
Posts: 3,160
Trading: (28)
VR
SmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud ofSmokeyJoe has much to be proud of
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Quote:
Originally Posted by SeanGAR View Post
So there I was, sitting in the corner, smoking a Cohiba Diplomatic lancero that I received as a gift from my friend who had just vacated his chair to talk to a man about a horse, when I spied Klugs entering the joint with his friend ....
... an albino... with a noticeable limp. They scanned the bar, searching for a friendly face. Klugs' gaze moves to my corner. As his eyes adjusted to the relative darkness, I realized the albino was in fact - Carrot Top!
__________________
"I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher
SmokeyJoe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2009, 11:00 PM   #4
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,284
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Ready to write Carrot Top off as a poseur trying to swim in Klugs' wake, he opens up a Haliburton cigar box, only to reveal that it is filled pack full of....
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2009, 11:06 PM   #5
markem
Bunion
 
markem's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Mark
Location: Second Star on the Right
Posts: 22,621
Trading: (47)
HUpmann
markem has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Gurkhas. Gurkhas and Acids.

I knew then that he had me. Anyone who could stomach those flavors could easily withstand what I was having for dinner...
__________________
I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
~ Groucho Marx
markem is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2009, 11:14 PM   #6
floydp
Team of 11
 
floydp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Frank
Location: Here behind my wall
Posts: 939
Trading: (0)
Partagas MarineCorps (Served With Honor)
floydp will become famous soon enough
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Jack Daniels on me cheerios when in between a mouth full a cheerios and Jack and a puff of Gurkha nastyness a noise that awakened me from my pathetic trance to a sight worst than...
__________________
Waiting for the Worms to come.
floydp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:34 AM   #7
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,284
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
....Rosie O'Donnell's colon X-ray. Which showed, besides the aftermath of several visits a day to Taco Bell, a strange substance which could only be described as....
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:40 AM   #8
floydp
Team of 11
 
floydp's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Frank
Location: Here behind my wall
Posts: 939
Trading: (0)
Partagas MarineCorps (Served With Honor)
floydp will become famous soon enough
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
a gift from the colonel, you guessed it a bucket of chicken but that's only hiding the love child of her undying affection for a brother we all know as
__________________
Waiting for the Worms to come.
floydp is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:46 AM   #9
Whipper Snapper
95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos
 
Whipper Snapper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
First Name: Blake
Location: Shawnee
Posts: 1,037
Trading: (0)
RA
Whipper Snapper has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Quote:
Originally Posted by floydp View Post
a gift from the colonel, you guessed it a bucket of chicken but that's only hiding the love child of her undying affection for a brother we all know as
Tecnorobo. Little did He know she was attracted to males again. Since he wanted to get out of this story as quickly as possible, he tried redirecting her attention by quickly pointing her to carrot top and klugs. Upon seeing them she screamed...
__________________
"I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon.
Whipper Snapper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:50 AM   #10
pnoon
YNWA
 
pnoon's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Peter
Location: San Diego
Posts: 29,919
Trading: (20)
RA
pnoon has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
"Is that you, kwagga?" Klugs replied . . .
__________________
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
-John Wooden
pnoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:53 AM   #11
Whipper Snapper
95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos
 
Whipper Snapper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
First Name: Blake
Location: Shawnee
Posts: 1,037
Trading: (0)
RA
Whipper Snapper has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon View Post
"Is that you, kwagga?" Klugs replied . . .
"No, it's me, Anon-y-mouse!" He quickly removed his klugs costume and revealed his true rodent self. He then turned to Rosie only to discover...
__________________
"I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon.
Whipper Snapper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:55 AM   #12
SeanGAR
Crotchety Geezer
 
SeanGAR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Radford VA
Posts: 911
Trading: (3)
SeanGAR has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
a .. a ..... the stench was overwhelming ....
__________________
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
SeanGAR is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:54 AM   #13
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,284
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
....that Rosie had morphed into an alien that resembled Howie Mandel, and he began to chase the rodent around like....
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:57 AM   #14
pnoon
YNWA
 
pnoon's Avatar
16
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Peter
Location: San Diego
Posts: 29,919
Trading: (20)
RA
pnoon has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
....that Rosie had morphed into an alien that resembled Howie Mandel, and he began to chase the rodent around like....
a Shack Herfer scrambling for a 1492. At which point Rosie turns to Klugs and screams . ..
__________________
Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
-John Wooden
pnoon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 12:58 AM   #15
Whipper Snapper
95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos
 
Whipper Snapper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
First Name: Blake
Location: Shawnee
Posts: 1,037
Trading: (0)
RA
Whipper Snapper has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Klugs, You anon-y-mouse You, I have my secrets as well... I'm a poster at cs named...
__________________
"I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon.
Whipper Snapper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 01:20 AM   #16
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,284
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
....Legend, and I am the most interesting man in the World!! Have you ever heard my theory on....
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 01:25 AM   #17
Da Klugs
Juan of 11
 
Da Klugs's Avatar
1
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Dave
Location: Right here
Posts: 4,222
Trading: (8)
RA
Da Klugs has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 View Post
....Legend, and I am the most interesting man in the World!! Have you ever heard my theory on....
all greatness springing from one origin - me, and of course dispensed only ..
__________________
Communities Not Commodities.
Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest
Da Klugs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 01:30 AM   #18
Whipper Snapper
95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos
 
Whipper Snapper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
First Name: Blake
Location: Shawnee
Posts: 1,037
Trading: (0)
RA
Whipper Snapper has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Klugs View Post
all greatness springing from one origin - me, and of course dispensed only ..
At times such as these. At this very moment Tecnorobo wretched in his mouth. You see, he had just pieced together that a howie mandell like alien who disguised itself as rosie o'donnell who disguised herself as a wise male on a cigar forum was madly in love with him. Not only that but it's bowels were full of kfc.

At this very instant anon-y-mouse ran out and stood on top of carrot tops head where he announced "this is all very cute, but if you don't hand over CA's members cigar collections in their entirety to me, I'm going to be forced to show this picture of seangar and tecnorobo iceskating together to seangar's employer"

Seanger immediately stood up from his bar stool (relatively undisturbed up until this point) and said "you wouldn't dare!"

The air was quieted only to...
__________________
"I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon.
Whipper Snapper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 01:27 AM   #19
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,284
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
...by local B&Ms....ones specifically owned by...
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-03-2009, 01:41 AM   #20
icehog3
Admiral Douchebag
 
icehog3's Avatar
15
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Tom
Location: Clermont, Kentucky
Posts: 71,284
Trading: (60)
HUpmann
icehog3 has disabled reputation
Default Re: It was a dark and stormy night CA Short Story
...others in the thread wondering what the %&*# Blake was talking about. Thankfully, the Most Interesting Man in the World explained that Blake had a disorder commonly known as....
__________________


Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
icehog3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 3 1 23 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Hybrid Mode Hybrid Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:11 PM.

Contact Us - Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content is copyrighted jointly by Cigar Asylum and the content provider.